A list of puns related to "The Czars"
It was the closest race ever.
The entire time, they were Nick and Nick.
There once was a Great Czar in Russia called Rudolph the Red. One day, while looking out the window, he turned to his wife and said,
"Look, my dear, it has begun to rain!
His wife quickly replied, "It's much too cold for rain, it must be snow!"
He shook his head and said, "My dear, I'm the great Czar Rudolph the Red, and Rudolph the Red knows rain dear!"
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