For my black jeep.
My response: “A rectangular metal instrument affixed to the rear of your car, paid for by you, but issued by the State as a means of taxation, identification, and regulatory control.”
me: "I guess it's not two shabby"
gf: dies laughing
I read license plate - "Where do you think he's from?"
Dad - "Well I think he's from Krypton."
I said "I know, I can smell their dairy air from here!"
...he says, "Hey! They're lost!"
Classic dad.
But all the license plates there were from in state.
It's good for the Seoul.
(From Abbott and Costello’s radio show, December 30, 1943)
Lou Costello: Oh, Abbott, the worst thing just happened to me!
Bud Abbott: No!
Lou Costello: Yeah, Mrs. Niles gave me a dog for a Christmas present, and the dog just took a great big bite out of me!
Bud Abbott: Where did he bite you?
Lou Costello: Well, if I’d have been wearing a license plate, he’d have gotten the last three numbers.
Bud Abbott: Where did this happen?
Lou Costello: Well, let me see, where did this happen — in a crowded streetcar. It was the first time I ever gave my seat to a dog.
Bud Abbott: Well, never mind that. What kind of a dog did Mrs. Niles give you?
Lou Costello: Do you remember that famous dog, Strongheart?
Bud Abbott: Yes, I remember Strongheart.
Lou Costello: Well, this is his brother — Weak Stomach.
Bud Abbott: Listen, I’m not talking about that. What is the dog’s breed?
Lou Costello: What does he breed? He breeds through his nose, like you and me!
Bud Abbott: No, no, no, you dummy, what kind of dog is he? Spitz?
Lou Costello: No, but he drools a little.
Bud Abbott: Look, there are different types of dogs, such as Setters, and Pointers, …
Lou Costello: That’s it, Abbott! He’s a Setter-Pointer!
Bud Abbott: A Setter-Pointer?
Lou Costello: Yeah, he sets all day and points at the icebox! (Editor’s note: we now call an “icebox” a “refrigerator”)
I bought a Dodge Charger recently and thought of the perfect custom license plate today, "PHONE"
My license plate would have to be :MEALONE
I was riding with my coworker today and we passed by a car with the license plate of "Wanda3". I comment wondering where Wanda1 and 2 are.
My coworker leans over and says: "I wanda"
groan
The new 2016 Dodge Responsibility.
Options include: Anti-Radar stealth paint, and an voice activated license plate shield.
He was following a car with the license plate "Jesus"
https://imgur.com/a/QAEjB
My sister and I share an office working in the family business. This morning she turned to me and said, "Did you hear that Wisconsin got a new slogan for their license plates?"
"They did?" I say, as I immediately bring up Google and start looking up Wisconsin license plates.
"Yeah," She says with a grin. "It's 'Come smell our dairy air.'"
This was followed by lots of laughing and immediately calling family to share this new, glorious joke.
I got stuck behind a trailer, and when I got close I realized it was full of sheep. When I happened to glance at the license plate, it read "ewesful" this guy is going places. With his sheep.
I couldn't get a picture because driving.
Me: Oh hey, there's an unusual license plate.
GF: Where?
point to car in front of us. Custom license plate number: Unusual
GF: Groan
...and we see a car with the license plate MSPHYT with a guy at the wheel. My dad turns to me and says "That's weird, why is Mr. Phyt driving Ms. Phyt's car?
My girlfriend and I (both from Vermont) were in Canada, and we see another car with a Vermont license plate. Since we hadn't seen one in quite a while, I quietly ask "Wonder where they are from?"
With the speed that would make any father proud, she answered "Vermont."
Im reading some license plates when i see one from Idaho (thats bizarre for Connecticut) and so i say "Idaho? that's-" before i could say anything else my dad shouts out "AHA! I KNEW IT!!!"
