Deep fried pun
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📅︎ Mar 02 2019
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Every Friday for dinner, I make everything deep fried

I call it Deep Fry-day

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📅︎ Nov 24 2020
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Praypal
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📅︎ Jun 16 2020
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I apologize for becoming a deep-fried fritter made of mashed chickpeas.

I falafel.

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👤︎ u/ajd011394
📅︎ Feb 18 2019
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Settle a pun debate

I asked two friends for the best pun Bond would utter if he'd just shoved a bad guy into a huge industrial deep-fat fryer. Their responses were:

Friend #1: "Play with fryer, get burnt.
(Isn't there an old saying of don't play with fire unless you want to get burnt?)"

Friend #2: "Why is my instinct to say cool off there?
Let's assume it's christmas. 'Thats a real Crisped Kringle' is what I'd say
Or do I know the guy's dad? Let's say I do. 'Youre a chip of the old block'"

I know, I need new friends. Do me a favour redditors and please tell me whose pun is least awful? And if you have any better ones, I'm all ears! (Mine was "Thank God it's fry day", I'm sure you can all do better).

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📅︎ Nov 26 2020
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My phone used to only turn on if it was being deep-fried in seawater and oil.

It was charged with a salt and battering.

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👤︎ u/mkaic
📅︎ Feb 01 2018
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What do you get when you deep fry Santa?

a Crisped Kringle.

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📅︎ Dec 24 2015
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Deep fried Mars bar

I got some fish and chips and a deep fried mars bar with my girlfriend and afterwards she was critiquing the deep fried mars bar.

Girlfriend: It was pretty good, but the batter was too thick. There was too much before you got to the melted mars bar

Me: So...you're saying that it could have been batter?

I didn't look at her, but I could tell she was glaring at me

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👤︎ u/lozdogz
📅︎ Nov 12 2014
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What's the worst vegetable to bring on a boat?

a leek

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👤︎ u/jay_el_ess
📅︎ Mar 09 2016
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What do you call it if you have philosophical conversation with a friend when the weekend starts?

A deep Fry-day

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📅︎ Dec 20 2019
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Got my girlfriend as we cooked last night

We were making tuna steaks for dinner, and she was looking for a particular pan in my cabinet.

Gf: "where's that deep frying pan.. aha!" (She found it mid sentence)

Me: "I believe it's pronounced ahi"

I could feel the stare she gave me without looking at her.

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👤︎ u/mossybeard
📅︎ Dec 04 2014
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I took this girl I was seeing out for some Indian food today.

Not being well-acquainted with Indian food, we ordered an appetizer at random. It was deep fried and we couldn't really tell what was in it.

Her: For all we know, we could be eating chicken eyes right now.

Me: Nah, I'm pretty sure I know how they look.

She sighed, but failed in stifling her smile.

I'm only twenty two, but I can feel the dadforce growing in me.

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