I call it Deep Fry-day
I falafel.
It was charged with a salt and battering.
I got some fish and chips and a deep fried mars bar with my girlfriend and afterwards she was critiquing the deep fried mars bar.
Girlfriend: It was pretty good, but the batter was too thick. There was too much before you got to the melted mars bar
Me: So...you're saying that it could have been batter?
I didn't look at her, but I could tell she was glaring at me
a Crisped Kringle.
I asked two friends for the best pun Bond would utter if he'd just shoved a bad guy into a huge industrial deep-fat fryer. Their responses were:
Friend #1: "Play with fryer, get burnt.
(Isn't there an old saying of don't play with fire unless you want to get burnt?)"
Friend #2: "Why is my instinct to say cool off there?
Let's assume it's christmas. 'Thats a real Crisped Kringle' is what I'd say
Or do I know the guy's dad? Let's say I do. 'Youre a chip of the old block'"
I know, I need new friends. Do me a favour redditors and please tell me whose pun is least awful? And if you have any better ones, I'm all ears! (Mine was "Thank God it's fry day", I'm sure you can all do better).
a leek
A deep Fry-day
Not being well-acquainted with Indian food, we ordered an appetizer at random. It was deep fried and we couldn't really tell what was in it.
Her: For all we know, we could be eating chicken eyes right now.
Me: Nah, I'm pretty sure I know how they look.
She sighed, but failed in stifling her smile.
I'm only twenty two, but I can feel the dadforce growing in me.
We were making tuna steaks for dinner, and she was looking for a particular pan in my cabinet.
Gf: "where's that deep frying pan.. aha!" (She found it mid sentence)
Me: "I believe it's pronounced ahi"
I could feel the stare she gave me without looking at her.
