Grumpy Japanese cooks have bad tempura.
TIL 3rd Age a Franciscan priest named Adelle, the head cook in the Mines of Moria, was known for his delicious tempura
He was rolling in the deep friar.
A Japanese dude is making tempura
He asks his son what the heat of the oil is. His son doesn t know what heat is. So he asks what the Tempurature is.
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Why do Japanese restaurants never last
Because they are tempura-ry
This prawn couldn't decide whether he wanted to be coated in batter and eaten or not
He was being tempura mental
Why was the young shrimp not popular in Japanese cuisine?
Because of its short tempura.
What do you call a bed of Japanese fried shrimp and vegetables?
tempura-pedic
