What do you call a couple of spuds who got acquainted in a deep fryer?

Friend fries.

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📅︎ Oct 02 2019
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Hey all, don't forget to hook up your Deep Fryer today.

Cause today is Fry Day.

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📅︎ May 02 2014
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Settle a pun debate

I asked two friends for the best pun Bond would utter if he'd just shoved a bad guy into a huge industrial deep-fat fryer. Their responses were:

Friend #1: "Play with fryer, get burnt.
(Isn't there an old saying of don't play with fire unless you want to get burnt?)"

Friend #2: "Why is my instinct to say cool off there?
Let's assume it's christmas. 'Thats a real Crisped Kringle' is what I'd say
Or do I know the guy's dad? Let's say I do. 'Youre a chip of the old block'"

I know, I need new friends. Do me a favour redditors and please tell me whose pun is least awful? And if you have any better ones, I'm all ears! (Mine was "Thank God it's fry day", I'm sure you can all do better).

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📅︎ Nov 26 2020
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My mom is a great dad

Context: Actual dad is sitting in the living room, setting up his new deep fryer.

Dad: "Shoot. I dropped a nut on the floor."

Mom: "Well get yourself up off of the floor!"

Dad: "We've been married for too long."

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📅︎ May 21 2015
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My 18 Year Old Just Got Me

I was cleaning up the kitchen some when I noticed an errant electrical cord. I picked it up and realized it belonged to the deep fryer.

 

I picked up the cord and said, "Now where is the fryer?" To which my Daughter replied without missing a beat, "In the monastery."

 

I walked right into that one.

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📅︎ May 23 2016
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Dad joke>empathy

So I was cycling back from high school one day and I fell off my bike. Nothing major happened, just a few scratches and a torn pair of jeans. I get home and walk through the front door, and my dad is sitting in his armchair peering over his newspaper. Dad: What happened? Did you fall in a deep fryer? Me: What? No, I.. Dad: It's just you look pretty battered Me: .... Just a side-note, he did check I was fine afterwards. I guess the urge was just too strong

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📅︎ Mar 07 2015
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Dad joked by coworker...

I currently work in a deli and a coworker and I were doing some deep cleaning behind our fryers. We noticed a bit of grease build up on the electrical plugs. She unplugged them and I mentioned I wonder if grease conducts electricity. She blurted out, "It would shock me if it did."

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📅︎ Feb 21 2014
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