I've placed simultaneous orders for a rotisserie chicken on Uber Eats, and for an egg omelette on DoorDash

Looks like we're about to find out, once and for all, what comes first!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GeneReddit123
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2021
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What should you do if your omelette starts floating?

Call an egg-sorcist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChequredWolf
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2021
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Waiter, I'll have the omelette please.

"Eggcellent choice sir."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jollyflyingcactus
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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Why are French omelettes small?

Because in France one egg is an oeuf.

(My children are not laughing)

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I tried to break an egg to make an omelette, but it's contents went flying everywhere

Ugh. Yolk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honest2dog
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2020
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Omelette du fromage
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MalaBack
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2020
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I made a cheese omelette this morning

It was Gouda.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aph603
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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Did you know that being an omelette chef at a ski resort is one of the most stressful jobs in the world?

Everyone has such high eggspectations

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CapnFancyPants
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2020
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My wife asked me this morning "Do you want a bacon omelette?"

I said "No, I'd rather fry one."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CSwork1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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I'm about to make the world's largest omelette

Best get cracking

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryTheKnight
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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I once knew how to make a 300 foot long Japanese omelette, but I don't anymore.

That was a long tamago.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beef_fried_rice
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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How many eggs does it take to make a French omelette?

One, 'cause one egg is un oeuf.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EmotionallyPained
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2019
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Which pop-star is an omelette's favourite singer?

Egg Sheeran

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2019
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I made a two egg omelette for breakfast today.

I should have used three eggs. One more egg would be un oeuf.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrAaronMN
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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A traditional French omelette only has one egg

I thought it was strange, that all omelettes are so small, but in France they say that one egg is un oeuf.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/paronomasiac
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2017
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I was worried about the crackdown, but the egg police said omelette you go with a warning.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/deblunked
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2018
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A chicken omelette has to be the most fowl thing ever.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tigertoothdada
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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What did the French man say when he was offered another omelette?

No thanks I've had un Ε“uf

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pooptyscoop93
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2019
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Mods are making omelettes ...

... upvote dad yolk!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/4distrosIn2Days
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2018
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What does King Arthur call the knife he uses to cut his omelettes?

Eggxcalibur

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jokerspoon
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2018
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Why was the omelette chef arrested?

He beat eggs all day long.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/devnodegree
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2018
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How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

1, because in France 1 egg is "un oeuf".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/twin802
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2016
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Making omelettes with a friend...

Friend: Why don't the eggs roll on to the floor even though they're round? They stop after like two rolls.

Me: it's cause they're counter-balanced.

counter-balanced

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YellowishWhite
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2015
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I tried to spice my omelette up a little... but there wasn't mushroom in the pan... guess im not such a fungi
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ojchapman
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2017
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Do you just want a bacon and cheese omelette?

Or should I make a cheese and bacon omelette?

Just heard that one from my dad on the phone.

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No yolk, I can make the best egg white omelette.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sheineken
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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Why are French omelettes so small?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crispybart92
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2019
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I made a two egg omelette for breakfast.

I should have used three. One more egg would have been un oeuf.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrAaronMN
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2019
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Why did the French chef use only one egg when he made his omelette?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/parkayyakrap
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2018
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How many eggs are there in a French omelette?

One, because one's un Ε“uf.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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Did you know that traditionally, in france, omelettes were made with only one egg?

Because one egg is un oueff!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tasmanicus12
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2017
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