SPARE ME THE BOWLING PUNS
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WestMatter41
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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Kind of a bowling pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/darkearwig
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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Puppy bowl puns

So I’m reffing a local puppy bowl (where a bunch of puppies up for adoption play β€œfootball” with each other). As the ref I need to say funny football puppy puns whole time such as β€œruffing the passer”. Any ideas on good football puppy puns? Thanks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tribebro
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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My girlfriend broke up with me for making too many bowling puns. reddit.com/r/teenagers/co…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThedirtAnimations
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2019
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Bowl Puns

So I had to pack up a bowl at work today and while i was doing so i annoyed my coworkers with every bowl based pun i could think of

"Hey guys, if we put doritos in here would they have a BOWLder flavor"

"If i lost all my hair would I have gone BOWLD"

"we could fill this with rocks and call this a BOWLder"

"I really like the music of David BOWLie"

"we can slide this at some pins and call it BOWLing"

"what if we were sending this back to BOWLing green Kentucky"

"we can fill it with air and call it a BOWLoon"

"I'm just trying to fit in guys, all i wanna do is BOWLong"

"Of course i think you're telling the truth, i guess you can say I BOWLieve you"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skatrumpet07
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2016
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My wife asked me if I'd seen the dog bowl

...I said I didn't even know he could play cricket.

Edit: Americans; replace 'cricket' with '10 Pin Bowling 🎳 '

Thank you for the awards

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tinnber
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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I was going to tell my friend a terrible bowling joke

But then I spared him

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slightedninja
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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The Tells bowling adventures

Everyone knows the story about William Tell shooting an apple off his son's head but not many know that the Tell family was huge into bowling, even joined a league. Sadly, the records weren't kept safe and to this very day we have no idea for whom the Tells bowled.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baronvb1123
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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It has recently been discovered that William Tell and his son belonged to a bowling league. But Swiss historians have not been able to determine the name of the league's sponsors.

We may never know for whom the Tells bowled.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of lettuce

Chicken sees a salad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tjeters
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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I was looking forward to eat my rice bowl.

But my Brother, like always, ate them. And now he's experiencing really bad headaches.

I guess it's because he has a history of having my-grains.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shaggie42069
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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Oh no please
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Datpugluvr
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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Did you hear about the guy who did acid at the female bowling league?

He took a trip down mammary lanes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vehiclesales
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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Today I took a single Cheerio from my son’s bowl, stared him in the eyes, placed it on the table, smashed it with my fist, and said β€œWatch out...”

β€œ...cereal killer.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VeryLastBison
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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My daughter thinks it’s weird that I eat a bowl of corn flakes every single day for breakfast

But I don’t see what’s wrong with being a cereal monogamist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/K_Z_513
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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Frank: ...girl dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.

Jane Spencer: Goodyear? Frank: No, the worst. (Courtesy of Naked Gun)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shumumazzu
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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I thought I dipped my tortilla chip into a bowl of cheese sauce, but it turned out to be honey mustard.

It was a queso mistaken identity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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Phoned my wife and said, "Unbelievable...on the way to the bowling alley my tyre went flat."

"Have you got a spare?" she questioned.

"Honey," I sighed, "I'm not at the bowling alley yet."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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I told my wife β€œHoney, there’s a chip in our new bowls!” She was not as impressed.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kekesupreme
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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What do you call a nut that fell out of your bowl and rolled under the couch?

AWOL nut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nihmen
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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What did the Bowling Pin say when it was accused?

β€œI’ve been framed!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeerMan
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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One bird can't finish an entire bowl of Froot Loops

but toucan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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I told my son that the Super Bowl is next week. He said, "Cool! I wanna watch!"

I said, "Why? You're cell phone tells time."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redhot_ginga
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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Spaghetti Bowl of Neighs
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πŸ‘€︎ u/roflmoaqwerty
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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2020 can’t end

Because we’d be admitting 2021.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/T_fiki
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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Trying to write some clean jokes about bowling balls

but they keep ending up in the gutter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maximusheadroom
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2019
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One of the greatest NBA teams of all time, the 98 Chicago Bowls
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πŸ‘€︎ u/benabramowitz18
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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The next generation will be Cup, Plate, and Bowl
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Geng_r
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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I have two right feet. I went to a bowling alley, they gave me two left shoes. I said β€œthese aren’t right”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/I-like-art-27
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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What do you call a bowl of soup held upside down?

A Sodown

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuccYuMum
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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Experts have confirmed that bowling is officially the quietest sport.

You can hear a pin drop, after all.

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πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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Gonna go load this bowl....
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MandyMakesIt
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2020
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I was carrying a bowl of chili from the kitchen and my dog ran in and caused me to drop the entire bowl on top of him, covering him in chili.

Now he’s a chili dog.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/superbrooke
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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I was just attacked by a Canadian man with a bowl of pancake mix!

It was assault and batter, eh?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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I used to be part of a ten pin league. Our team name was 'Bowl Movement' because we were shit...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spoghead
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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Coach Butt pushed his team The Doodies into the Toilet Bowl. But, his team was playing like crap after a heavy load. And even though Coach knew his #1 was flushed, he pointed at him and said...

Urine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Buschman98
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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Did you hear about the man who drowned in a bowl of muesli? He was dragged down by a currant..

I'm serious, it made the news headlines "Cereal killer sixth victim"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2020
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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A fish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VVIIVVI
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl shouldn’t be a metaphor for pooping

It should be a metaphor for constipation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/36chambersoffun
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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You know how they throw the ball into the crowd after they win the game?

Apparently, that's not allowed in bowling. I know that now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EmBeeCSGO
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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A computer will always win in bowling

I don't know anyone else that can do 60 frames per second

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πŸ‘€︎ u/findingcheeko
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2020
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Last night my wife asked if I had seen the dog bowl...

I said, "I didn't know he could!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kahnartist81
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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My wife asked me if I’d seen the dog bowl..

I said β€œI didn’t know he could.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlintTheDad
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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Wife asked if I'd seen the dog bowl...

β€œDidn't even know he played cricket" I replied

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trendfoll
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of lettuce?

A chicken sees-a-salad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MangoAway17
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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