So I’m reffing a local puppy bowl (where a bunch of puppies up for adoption play “football” with each other). As the ref I need to say funny football puppy puns whole time such as “ruffing the passer”. Any ideas on good football puppy puns? Thanks.
So I had to pack up a bowl at work today and while i was doing so i annoyed my coworkers with every bowl based pun i could think of
"Hey guys, if we put doritos in here would they have a BOWLder flavor"
"If i lost all my hair would I have gone BOWLD"
"we could fill this with rocks and call this a BOWLder"
"I really like the music of David BOWLie"
"we can slide this at some pins and call it BOWLing"
"what if we were sending this back to BOWLing green Kentucky"
"we can fill it with air and call it a BOWLoon"
"I'm just trying to fit in guys, all i wanna do is BOWLong"
"Of course i think you're telling the truth, i guess you can say I BOWLieve you"
...I said I didn't even know he could play cricket.
Edit: Americans; replace 'cricket' with '10 Pin Bowling 🎳 '
Thank you for the awards
But then I spared him
Everyone knows the story about William Tell shooting an apple off his son's head but not many know that the Tell family was huge into bowling, even joined a league. Sadly, the records weren't kept safe and to this very day we have no idea for whom the Tells bowled.
We may never know for whom the Tells bowled.
Chicken sees a salad
But my Brother, like always, ate them. And now he's experiencing really bad headaches.
I guess it's because he has a history of having my-grains.
He took a trip down mammary lanes.
“...cereal killer.”
But I don’t see what’s wrong with being a cereal monogamist.
Jane Spencer: Goodyear? Frank: No, the worst. (Courtesy of Naked Gun)
It was a queso mistaken identity.
"Have you got a spare?" she questioned.
"Honey," I sighed, "I'm not at the bowling alley yet."
AWOL nut.
“I’ve been framed!”
but toucan
I said, "Why? You're cell phone tells time."
but they keep ending up in the gutter.
A Sodown
You can hear a pin drop, after all.
Now he’s a chili dog.
It was assault and batter, eh?
Urine.
I'm serious, it made the news headlines "Cereal killer sixth victim"
A fish
It should be a metaphor for constipation
Apparently, that's not allowed in bowling. I know that now.
I don't know anyone else that can do 60 frames per second
I said, "I didn't know he could!"
I said “I didn’t know he could.”
“Didn't even know he played cricket" I replied
A chicken sees-a-salad
