Start (cereal) Puns

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I have to tell someone about this because I'm at home alone with my 2 year old and 11 month old, and they're to young to understand my best dad joke ever.

My 2 year old has cereal in her snack cup and just showed me that there was a piece of cereal in her sleeve. I said, "Looks like you got some tricks up your sleeve." GUESS WHAT KIND OF CEREAL SHE WAS EATING!.....IT WAS TRIX!
Edit: Thanks for my first gold!

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👤︎ u/Superj89
📅︎ May 18 2020
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Ever have your kid come up with a better punchline than your original?

I went to ask my daughter:

Where do you park when you visit the moon?

(Originally I was gonna say at the parking meteor!)

But straight faced she replies:

Anywhere you can find space.

Then she grinned... (she knew what she was doing)... space dad. get it? in space....

Totally out dad joked by my own daughter.

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👤︎ u/leyline
📅︎ Jan 24 2020
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Did you hear the supermarket took its entire breakfast aisle, put it on a truck, and started giving items out all over town?

They call it the Universal Cereal Bus.

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👤︎ u/AdamHR
📅︎ Dec 29 2019
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My grandmother with dementia said this completely seriously and I died laughing.

So I'm poring my grandma a bowl of cereal, I spilt some on the floor, when I moved to pick it up I stepped on a bunch of it. My grandma looks me straight in the eyes and says "look now you're a cereal killer"

I started dieing laughing, she didn't get it.

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👤︎ u/EnjoiMe
📅︎ Jun 03 2016
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