Milk drowns cereal.
Therefore, milk is a cereal killer.
What do you call someone who eats cereal?
Thanos would be great at making cereal
As his Cereal would be perfectly balanced, as all things should be
My son needed a history tutor, so I handed him some cereal and a scale
“Time to learn about Chex and balances”
What do you call state-sponsored cereal brands from Algeria?
My 3yo is in a phase where he makes up words a lot, and today I heard him singing "Crotch-ohs, crotch-ohs" over and over. I told my wife, "That sounds like the worst breakfast cereal ever..."
"But at least it's made with whole groins."
My wife changed our cereal from Cheerios to Frosties, and I only noticed this morning
I felt a little out of the loop on that one
I was eating Blueberry Wheats cereal when I asked my daughter "What is a ghost's favourite cereal?"
She rolled her eyes and said "Booberry Wheats, obviously"
I said "No, it's..." and then in a super spooky ghost voice "... WeeeeEEEEeeeetabix"
She laughed so hard she choked on her food.
OMG this cereal is life!!
I heard that Bran the cereal company is dying
I think the should re bran.
What’s a French person’s favourite cereal?
Whats a horny bee’s favourite cereal
Anybody heard about that bad batch of breakfast cereal?
I walked downstairs to find my daughter eating cereal in complete darkness
I asked her, "What kind of psycho eats cereal in the dark?"
"A cereal killer" she replied.
I have taught her well.
My daughter came up with this! What's the coldest cereal?
No one expected me to win the cereal eating competition
...but I've got some Trix up my sleeve
Inspired by a recent post here
What’s Chewbacca’s favorite cereal?
Wookie Crisp.
Here I was thinking I was so clever for coming up with this and apparently the joke has been around for years. Damn.
I was hired to represent the hard outer layers of cereal grain in a positive light and by doing so help to increase awareness and sales.
Did you hear about the poodle that only ate cereal?
What celebrity is always ready for cereal?
I'm frustrated with not being able to finish all of my cereal
I think I have irritable bowl syndrome
What’s Snoop Dogs favorite cereal?
Aisle for Cereal Adulterers.
Dad, did you open the cereal box?
What do you call a dinosaur made out of cereal?
I want to create a Pink Floyd album cover out of cereal.
I think I’ll call it the dark side of the spoon.
What is a cat's favorite cereal?
Was discussing groceries with my parents earlier tonight when my mom declared (of my dad), "he buys cereal then never eats it!"
I immediately interjected, "Wait: Are you saying dad is a cereal offender‽"
What's Conan's favorite cereal?
Explains why I don’t like that cereal
What was Hodor's favorite cereal?
Which is the number 1 cereal brand in Asgard?
Bifrosties
*holy shit almost crapped my pants with excitement when I came up with this. GF not as excited, I'm counting on you guys
What’s a Thesaurus’s favorite cereal?
What is Chiang Kai-Shek's favorite cereal?
What do you call an infected bowl of cereal?
People only trust high ranking navy sailors. for instance there's Captain Morgan rum, Captain crunch cereal.... You never see seamen crunch!
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