Raisin bran

The dyslexic Amish cereal

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SirDianthus
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 29 2021
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If Jamie Lannister had killed Bran..

He would be a cereal killer

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ASK_ABOUT_LSD_BOOK
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 19 2020
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Bran Stark sits down for breakfast and suddenly decides he no longer wants to be king.

In other words, bran flakes.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mmbahcat
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 04 2020
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I heard that Bran the cereal company is dying

I think the should re bran.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/negramot_vincent
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 05 2020
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The Viking Tale of Bran Rudolph the Red.

There are many tales that have come from Viking lore but few are as lost as the tale of Bran Rudolph the Red.

It was said that he was blessed by God's with a keen ability to predict the weather. Due to this magical gift, he became a renowned seaman. Feared by his enemies, and respected by his bannermen. After years of successful raids and conquests, one of his shield maidens finally plucked up the courage and asked him how he does it.

"Bran, how do you always predict the weather? How have you always, managed to avoid every storm the sea throws at you". All his men laughed and looked up at their leader. Before he could respond, his right-hand man stood up and with a smile on his face and retorted, " It's simple. Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Birdman27
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 17 2019
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We should all make the earth all~bran new
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/EXPOERUS
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 01 2019
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What is it called when Jamie pushed Bran down the tower?

King’s Landing

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/paoerfuuul
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 25 2019
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What did the cytologist say to his fellow cytologist, whose job is to transfer bran cereal to cells and who specializes in multi-celled organisms, when he asked what his job was?

Eukaryotes.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Spendexx
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 20 2015
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I almost exclusively eat raisin bran

Some would go so far as calling me a cereal monogamist.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ironandtwine9
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 06 2017
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Why don't I take fibre seriously?

Because it's psyllium.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/megadecimal
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 22 2020
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What do vegan zombies eat?

BRANS!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rpdaca
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 11 2020
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Any random man: Arya Stark?

Arya: Yes I am. Sansa: Yes I am. Robb: Yes I am. Bran: Yes I am. Rickon: Yes I am. Ned: Yes I am. Jon Snow: No, I'm not

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/egxsy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 08 2020
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I was hired to represent the hard outer layers of cereal grain in a positive light and by doing so help to increase awareness and sales.

I'm a bran ambassador.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 16 2020
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Dad, did you open the cereal box?

No, it’s bran new!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 20 2020
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What was Hodor's favorite cereal?

Raisin' Bran

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wallagm
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 20 2019
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What is Hodor's favorite cereal?
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mikiekwoods
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 08 2014
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What does a constipated zombie say?

Bran, I want bran.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bunsofsteel_MRI_boy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 22 2019
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What was Catelyn Stark's favorite cereal?

Raisin Bran.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/-PM_ME_SOMETHING-
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 26 2019
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I like Game of Thrones...

Except that Bran, he such a flake

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dyert
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 06 2019
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Why are cookies that are high in fiber more expensive?

You're paying for the bran.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Oy-Law
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 15 2019
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What do you call a priests favorite cereal?

Praisin Bran

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Darkkwraith
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 17 2018
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How is Catelyn Stark like a breakfast cereal?

She is Raisin Bran

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Cmdr_Salamander
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 09 2018
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What does Hodor start off his day with? [xpost from r/jokes]

Raisin' Bran.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/-o0_0o-
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 12 2014
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What do vegan zombies eat?

Grains...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/blindjedi
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 28 2017
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