Raisin bran

The dyslexic Amish cereal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirDianthus
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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If Jamie Lannister had killed Bran..

He would be a cereal killer

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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Bran Stark sits down for breakfast and suddenly decides he no longer wants to be king.

In other words, bran flakes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mmbahcat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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I heard that Bran the cereal company is dying

I think the should re bran.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/negramot_vincent
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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The Viking Tale of Bran Rudolph the Red.

There are many tales that have come from Viking lore but few are as lost as the tale of Bran Rudolph the Red.

It was said that he was blessed by God's with a keen ability to predict the weather. Due to this magical gift, he became a renowned seaman. Feared by his enemies, and respected by his bannermen. After years of successful raids and conquests, one of his shield maidens finally plucked up the courage and asked him how he does it.

"Bran, how do you always predict the weather? How have you always, managed to avoid every storm the sea throws at you". All his men laughed and looked up at their leader. Before he could respond, his right-hand man stood up and with a smile on his face and retorted, " It's simple. Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Birdman27
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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We should all make the earth all~bran new
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EXPOERUS
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2019
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What is it called when Jamie pushed Bran down the tower?

King’s Landing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/paoerfuuul
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2019
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What did the cytologist say to his fellow cytologist, whose job is to transfer bran cereal to cells and who specializes in multi-celled organisms, when he asked what his job was?

Eukaryotes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spendexx
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2015
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I almost exclusively eat raisin bran

Some would go so far as calling me a cereal monogamist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ironandtwine9
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2017
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Why don't I take fibre seriously?

Because it's psyllium.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/megadecimal
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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What do vegan zombies eat?

BRANS!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rpdaca
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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Any random man: Arya Stark?

Arya: Yes I am. Sansa: Yes I am. Robb: Yes I am. Bran: Yes I am. Rickon: Yes I am. Ned: Yes I am. Jon Snow: No, I'm not

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πŸ‘€︎ u/egxsy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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I was hired to represent the hard outer layers of cereal grain in a positive light and by doing so help to increase awareness and sales.

I'm a bran ambassador.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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Dad, did you open the cereal box?

No, it’s bran new!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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What was Hodor's favorite cereal?

Raisin' Bran

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wallagm
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2019
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What is Hodor's favorite cereal?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mikiekwoods
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2014
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What does a constipated zombie say?

Bran, I want bran.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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What was Catelyn Stark's favorite cereal?

Raisin Bran.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-PM_ME_SOMETHING-
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2019
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I like Game of Thrones...

Except that Bran, he such a flake

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dyert
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
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Why are cookies that are high in fiber more expensive?

You're paying for the bran.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oy-Law
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2019
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What do you call a priests favorite cereal?

Praisin Bran

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Darkkwraith
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2018
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How is Catelyn Stark like a breakfast cereal?

She is Raisin Bran

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cmdr_Salamander
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2018
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What does Hodor start off his day with? [xpost from r/jokes]

Raisin' Bran.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-o0_0o-
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2014
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What do vegan zombies eat?

Grains...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blindjedi
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2017
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