A list of puns related to "Forkful"
Because it was a tease spoon.
What happened next, shocked me!
Do you want a piece of me
Tineitus
The egg says to the sausage "wow, amazing - a talking sausage!"
The results may shock you
They started going in different directions.
They absolutely killed it.
It was a whisk I had to take
When she asked why I responded βyouβll get salmon-Ella!β
So I went home.
It must be terrible to be running out of tines.
Itβs very forktunate.
Put a fork in it
because spoons are pointless
May the forks be whisk you
Its a rare medium well done.
"Use the fork, Luke."
It was a bit Chewie
My daughter Chewbacca not so much
I was confused why she wanted a hat made of forks
Tiney
Luke: eating with his hands
Obi-Wan: Use the fork, Luke
I proceeded to pick it up.
4K
I guess I'm just knife like that.
I'm sorry, that wasnt very knife.
He reaches into his bag and takes out a bunch of regular dinner table forks and a roll of duct tape.
He tapes several forks together to make a bridge and lays it down, allowing the two of them to get across.
When they get back to Yodaβs hovel, they find that some creature has chewed a hole in the fence around Yodaβs garden.
βSomething I have for this.β Yoda says again. Once again, he takes a bunch of forks out of his bag and, using duct tape, tapes them in to patch the hole.
Yoda and Luke return to Yodaβs home, where Yoda looks through his bag. Heβs used all his forks but one, he discovers.
βThatβs ok Master." Luke says, wanting to be helpful. βIβll write us a note reminding us to buy more.β
So he writes the note and uses the very last fork to pin it to the bulletin board.
He looks down at Yoda expecting pride, but instead finds a look of horror.
βMaster Yoda!β he asks. βWhat did I do wrong?β
Yoda replies sagely, βA Jedi uses the forks for no ledge and the fence. Never for a tack!β
I had Sky Walker soup. Wookie steak and Death Star ice cream.
The starter and the dessert were lovely, but the main course was a bit chewy.
Donβt kink-shame me.
"WHO DO YOU FORK FOR? WHAT'S YOUR PLATE?"
You want a piece of me!?
You want a piece of me?
Luke: eating with hands, spilling dinner everywhere
Obi-Wan: Use the fork, Luke
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