Came to the living room and found the TV screen was white.
"Who's watching Peace TV?"
Do you know why it's difficult to read what is on my Samsung phone's screen from 20 feet?
Because it's on a Galaxy far, far away.
I heard about this one guy who could only see through screens
I filmed and screened an entire documentary series on terrorism.
Switched my laptop screen to 4k just now...
It's my New Year's resolution.
took a screen shot on youtube when I found this pun
I told my boss, “Sorry I’m late. I was having computer issues.”
Boss: Hard drive?
Me: No, the commute was fine. It’s my laptop.
Every Satutday night my wife and I watch 3 movies back to back.
This week is my turn to face the screen.
Errors are red, screen is blue, i think i deleted, system 32.
What did Baby Yoda say the first time he watched The Mandalorian on a high-def screen?
Not HDMI, because Baby Yoda can't speak.
I went to the diabetes screening
It's just a movie about sugar
We had a critical issue at work today, the icons on the monitor screen were small
It took us a while to work out a proper resolution
Mandatory temperature screening will be required for fans attending the Foreigner reunion concert.
If you’re hot blooded, they’ll check it and see.
I had my temperature read today for a Covid screening, and it read 200 degrees
That’s why they call me Mr. Fahrenheit.
My boss was surprised that pc screens were delivered before headsets...
Me : "it's because light travels faster than sound"
I'm only 20 please help
My wife screens patients for breast cancer
My 7 year old son is remote learning and I walked into the room to find him logged into his class with his back facing the computer screen. I asked, “what are you doing?”
He said, “I’m back to school!”
How does a computer get drunk?
Something's wrong with my touch screen.
I can’t put my finger on it.
There were a group of elderly people say with their phones.
They repeatedly tapped their screens... Read more
I asked my son to go get me a phone book. He laughed, called me a dinosaur, and handed me his iPhone.
The spider is dead, the iPhone screen is cracked, and my son is furious!
Why did my computer screen freeze
Cause it didn’t have a thick enough coat
The methadone clinic has cancelled urinalysis screenings for the rest of April
Unlike the grocery store, the clinic isn't adopting the "curbside pee-cup" system.
Double tap on your screen.
Mods are asleep, upvote perfectly cut screen
Is the leader of the Screen Actors Guild
The error message on fat bastards screen when his computer crashed
A friend posted a pic of her at the Hollywood Bowl and the big screens read “Free Wi-Fi”
There are some phenomenal deals out there right now
I just got an 84-inch screen TV for my family. Not gonna lie, it was a pretty good trade.
My girlfriend said she was staring at her computer screen and couldn’t think of what to write.
I told her she must of been literary exhausted.
My daughter has to screen the light from windows and doors in order to get ideas...
My wife and I watched 3 movies back to back last night.
Luckily I was the one facing the screen.
How can you get drunk using your cell phone?
Take a lot of screen shots!
I built a screen porch and it was much easier since I didn’t install windows.
What did they say to Trump during the screening of Star Wars?
The Senate will decide your fate.
What did the phone screen say to the dad joke?
Looks like the joke’s on me
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