If A is for Apple and B is for Banana, what is C for?

Plastic explosives

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joec0ld
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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β€œI just don’t understand people who drink wine without alcohol.”

β€œWell that’s just grape.


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πŸ‘€︎ u/Majojamo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2018
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Help! I need a pun!!!

My girlfriend's dad (Rocky) makes his own wine and I want to make him a bunch of punny labels for the bottles as a Christmas present. Current leading contenders are:

  • Rocky and Bull-wine-kle's Alcoholic Grape Juice
  • Rocky Start Wineries
  • Rock Hard Wine

Any more suggestions would be greatly appreciated! Sorry for all the wine-ing...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WebberWoods
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2014
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A guy robbed a house...

A guy robbed a house and spilled some grape juice. Thankfully though, he managed to wipe it up before it left a stain.

I guess you could say it was a stainless steal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/N64GC
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2016
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said this to my friends daughter. I strive to be a lame dad.

little girl drinking bug juice.

' You know why they call it bug juice?'

' Why?'

' It's got grapes in it.'

she just looked lost... it was priceless. Best visitation of my father's I've ever been to.

edit: fk autocorrect

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Polemicist82
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2013
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In the kitchen....

Dad is pouring some grape juice in the kitchen.

Me: Can I have a glass?

Dad: Sure you can. Would you like something in the glass?

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2013
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At thanksgiving dinner...

So my family and I are eating our usual thanksgiving dinner, turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, you name it. My sister really likes sweet drinks, so she would serve her self a glass of grape juice almost right after her previous ones. After a couple of refills, my dad says "Do you want some dinner with your juice?" He says this for every damn thing. I like syrup on my waffles like the next guy but pour a little much and he says "Want some waffles with your syrup?" Every. Damn. Time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CoochMuffler
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2013
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