“Well that’s just grape.
My girlfriend's dad (Rocky) makes his own wine and I want to make him a bunch of punny labels for the bottles as a Christmas present. Current leading contenders are:
Any more suggestions would be greatly appreciated! Sorry for all the wine-ing...
A guy robbed a house and spilled some grape juice. Thankfully though, he managed to wipe it up before it left a stain.
I guess you could say it was a stainless steal.
little girl drinking bug juice.
' You know why they call it bug juice?'
' It's got grapes in it.'
she just looked lost... it was priceless. Best visitation of my father's I've ever been to.
edit: fk autocorrect
Dad is pouring some grape juice in the kitchen.
Me: Can I have a glass?
Dad: Sure you can. Would you like something in the glass?
So my family and I are eating our usual thanksgiving dinner, turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, you name it. My sister really likes sweet drinks, so she would serve her self a glass of grape juice almost right after her previous ones. After a couple of refills, my dad says "Do you want some dinner with your juice?" He says this for every damn thing. I like syrup on my waffles like the next guy but pour a little much and he says "Want some waffles with your syrup?" Every. Damn. Time.