Rock bottom
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︎ May 01 2021
When you are at rock bottom in life...
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︎ Mar 23 2021
Rock bottom
If you hit the butt of The Rock (Dwayne Johnson), haven't you hit rock bottom?
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︎ May 25 2021
Hit rock bottom
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︎ Sep 14 2020
I finally found it .. Rock Bottom
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︎ Oct 09 2019
Rock bottom
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︎ Jun 05 2019
Do you think anyone has ever slapped Dwayne Johnson on the butt and then proclaimed, "well I've hit rock bottom"
Edit: get consent people
"Mr. Rock, may I slap your behind for the sake of an amazing pun that the people will remember for years to come"
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︎ Apr 11 2018
Here's how you know you've really hit rock bottom.
When you slap a marble statue on the butt
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︎ Jul 10 2020
I was going to spend Friday night studying stinging polyps that spend major part of their lifetime attached to rocks at the bottom of the sea, but a couple pals wanted me to go bar hopping...
With friends like that, who needs anemones?
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︎ Apr 08 2020
I've hit rock bottom
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︎ Oct 31 2018
A quote for when youβve hit rock bottom
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︎ Jun 15 2019
Rock hard bottom
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︎ May 22 2019
I just reached rock-bottom
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︎ Feb 08 2019
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︎ Oct 16 2014
I recently joined a climbing gym. I've hit rock bottom, but I can only go up from here.
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︎ Sep 14 2018
I can't believe I've become attracted to statues...
Now I've really hit rock bottom.
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︎ Dec 09 2020
Haven't got laid in so long I'm getting turned on by Dwayne Johnson's buttocks
I think I'm hitting ROCK BOTTOM
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︎ Nov 15 2020
If somebody slaps Dwayne Johnsonβs ass
Theyβre hitting rock bottom...
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︎ Sep 02 2020
Rock puns
I have a pet rock but he's really hit rock bottom he has also got into rock and roll music and I think rocks but lately he has put on a stone or two so he get karma it would rock his world
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︎ Jun 27 2020
Yesterday I slapped Dwayne Johnson's ass.
I've officially hit rock bottom.
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︎ Aug 22 2019
I think I'm going to open a store that sells rocks...
When we have special promotions, I can make a commercial on the radio that says "don't take this shale for granite!"
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︎ Jan 17 2016
Just caught my son spanking a cardboard cutout of Dwayne Johnson.
Heβs officially hit Rock bottom.
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︎ Dec 06 2019
Whatβs the highest point in a geologistβs career?
When they hit rock bottom.
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︎ Jan 24 2020
I like to slap stone statues on their behind sometimes.
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︎ Dec 18 2019
My wife hates me.
After our marriage, my sexual fetishes have grown slowly more perverse, but it wasn't until I spanked a statue in public that I realized I had hit rock bottom.
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︎ Jun 21 2017
Did you hear about the quarry that went out of business?
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︎ Aug 11 2019
If you give Dwayne Johnson an athletic slap in the butt
Youβre hitting rock bottom
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︎ May 15 2019
Dwayne Johnson is taking me to court for sexual harassment because I wouldn't stop spanking him
I've really hit Rock bottom
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︎ Aug 28 2019
I have a serious problem. I just have to slap everyones ass, as soon as I see them
Last week, I was out walking when i met Dwayne Johnson. That's the time I realized I had hit rock bottom
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︎ May 16 2019
If you discipline your Rock, does that mean you hit rock bottom?
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︎ Dec 13 2019
If you slap Dwayne Johnsons butt
You officially hit rock bottom
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︎ May 14 2021
You have, haven't you?
If you hit the butt of The Rock (Dwayne Johnson), haven't you hit rock bottom?
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︎ May 25 2021
Wait, if you slap Dwayne Johnsonβs butt
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︎ Nov 27 2020
How do you discipline your pet rock?
You hit rock bottom!
Sorry....π
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︎ Aug 11 2020
I slapped Dwayne Johnsonβs ass.
I then realized I had hit the rock bottom.
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︎ Aug 06 2018
Anyone who slaps Dwayne Johnson's ass
Has really hit rock bottom.
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︎ Jul 23 2018
How do you discipline your pet rock?
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︎ Nov 24 2019
If you hit Dwayne Johnson's ass
Does it mean you hit rock bottom
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︎ Oct 18 2019
It wasn't until I slapped the statue's ass.
That I realized I had hit rock bottom
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︎ May 04 2019
I slapped Dwayne Johnson's ass
Didn't feel like it at the time, but I realized I had hit rock bottom
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︎ Feb 09 2019
How do you punish your pet rock?
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︎ Jun 24 2019
My sexual fantasies have slowly been getting more perverse...
It wasn't until i spanked a statue that i realised i had hit rock bottom.
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︎ Sep 28 2017
Yesterday I slapped Dwayne Johnson's ass
I've officially hit rock bottom.
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︎ Aug 22 2019
If you spank Dwayne Johnson...
You have really hit Rock bottom.
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︎ May 22 2017
I slapped Dwayne Johnson on the butt...
I think I've hit rock bottom.
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︎ Oct 13 2018
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