Professional Wrestler Puns

A list of puns related to "Professional Wrestler"

I had an abusive father growing up who was a professional wrestler

It wasn't that bad though, because he never really hit us.

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👤︎ u/Maimonides_vii
📅︎ Mar 22 2019
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The President has decided to become a professional wrestler. So I suppose the only question is...

can you smell what Barack is cooking?

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👤︎ u/FyreFlu
📅︎ Aug 11 2015
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I thought my son was spending too much time playing computer games...

I stopped him and said, "Son, when Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace."

He considered that for a moment before replying, "Yeah, well, when Abe Lincoln was your age, he was The President of the United States."

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Mar 17 2017
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