Wait, if you slap Dwayne Johnson’s butt
Dwayne "Rock Paper Scissor" Johnson
Dwayne Johnson is a really nice guy, so he always makes sure he's as close to the wall as possible...
He hates putting anyone between The Rock and a hard place.
Dwayne Johnson paid me to clean up and organize his craft room, but sadly, I lost his scrapbook cutting tool.
I lost the Rock’s paper scissors.
If Dwayne Johnson had downstairs neighbors, they would be clueless about just about everything.
You would be too if you lived under a Rock.
Haven't got laid in so long I'm getting turned on by Dwayne Johnson's buttocks
I think I'm hitting ROCK BOTTOM
Why is Dwayne Johnson's head revered by the Muslim faith?
Because it's the Dome of the Rock.
How did Dwayne Johnson’s family find out that they had Covid?
They couldn’t smell what The Rock was cooking.
If somebody slaps Dwayne Johnson’s ass
They’re hitting rock bottom...
Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson showed me pictures of his kids on his phone.
He was pretty sedimental.
The XFL was just sold to Dwayne Johnson and a couple of investors for $15 million...
..now that's a Rock bought 'em price.
What do you call it when Dwayne Johnson buys a cutting tool?
Who do you call when Dwayne Johnson is sick?
Dwayne "the Lock" Johnson
Why didn’t Dwayne Johnson’s downstairs neighbor recognize him?
Because he’s been living under a rock.
Yesterday I slapped Dwayne Johnson's ass.
I've officially hit rock bottom.
Do you think anyone has ever slapped Dwayne Johnson on the butt and then proclaimed, "well I've hit rock bottom"
Edit: get consent people
"Mr. Rock, may I slap your behind for the sake of an amazing pun that the people will remember for years to come"
Just caught my son spanking a cardboard cutout of Dwayne Johnson.
He’s officially hit Rock bottom.
I was queuing up to get into the supermarket yesterday. Dwayne Johnson was in front of me. Behind me was a fish holding the trolley above his head!
I was between The Rock and a hard Plaice
Dwayne "The Croc" Johnson
Dwayne “the rock” Johnson
Dwayne "The Hawk" Johnson
I thought I saw Dwayne Johnson.
But it turns out it was a Shamrock.
It’s... Dwayne Iraq Johnson!
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
Dwayne "The Croc Johnson" [OC]
At an auction at a Tourette's syndrome charity, I won a bid for an origami sculpture of scissors made by Dwayne Johnson. To emphasize the charity's cause, he replaced a bad word with a family-friendly word on his origami scissors.
The Rock's paper scissors said "Shoot."
Dwayne Johnson locked eyes with Medusa
If you give Dwayne Johnson an athletic slap in the butt
You’re hitting rock bottom
Dwayne Johnson is taking me to court for sexual harassment because I wouldn't stop spanking him
I've really hit Rock bottom
I couldn't find Dwayne Johnson in address book
because he was under the rock
I wonder what Dwayne Johnson would think of this?
Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson would never have been part of the Titanic movie.
He would have sunk in the first scene.
Haggling over a pricing structure with Dwayne Johnson
Dwayne Johnson recently came to the arts and crafts store I own looking to buy equipment for the wardrobe department for his latest movie. He asked if we could quickly fill a large order of cloth-cutting shears. I told him yes, but given the rush, we couldn't offer a bulk discount. For the next hour, Mr. Johnson haggled with me, insisting on paying a single, reduced price for the order of shears rather than the standard per-item price.
With my frustration growing, Mr. Johnson wouldn't back down. Finally, he made a desperate attempt to get the deal he wanted: he suggested we play any simple game of my choice; winner sets the price structure for the shears. He then asked me what I wanted to play.
Fed up, I shouted: Rock! Pay per scissors!
I'm writing a screenplay where a giant snake swallows Dwayne Johnson.
The title: Rocky-Bowel Boa
Why is Dwayne Johnson's shadow not aware of recent news?
Its been living under a rock
I saw Ice Cube jump onto Dwayne Johnson when he was lifting a 150kg boulder.
One could say he was on the rocks
How did Dwayne Johnson’s daughter know she had COVID?
Because she couldn’t smell what the rock was cooking!
I slapped Dwayne Johnson’s ass.
I then realized I had hit the rock bottom.
If you hit Dwayne Johnson's ass
Does it mean you hit rock bottom
Anyone who slaps Dwayne Johnson's ass
Has really hit rock bottom.
Yesterday I slapped Dwayne Johnson's ass
I've officially hit rock bottom.
I slapped Dwayne Johnson's ass
Didn't feel like it at the time, but I realized I had hit rock bottom
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