Wait, if you slap Dwayne Johnson’s butt

Do you hit Rock Bottom?

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Dwayne "Rock Paper Scissor" Johnson
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Punyae3671
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Dwayne Johnson is a really nice guy, so he always makes sure he's as close to the wall as possible...

He hates putting anyone between The Rock and a hard place.

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Dwayne Johnson paid me to clean up and organize his craft room, but sadly, I lost his scrapbook cutting tool.

I lost the Rock’s paper scissors.

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If Dwayne Johnson had downstairs neighbors, they would be clueless about just about everything.

You would be too if you lived under a Rock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
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Haven't got laid in so long I'm getting turned on by Dwayne Johnson's buttocks

I think I'm hitting ROCK BOTTOM

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πŸ‘€︎ u/d7my_d7oom
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Why is Dwayne Johnson's head revered by the Muslim faith?

Because it's the Dome of the Rock.

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How did Dwayne Johnson’s family find out that they had Covid?

They couldn’t smell what The Rock was cooking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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If somebody slaps Dwayne Johnson’s ass

They’re hitting rock bottom...

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Dwayne the Clock Johnson
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Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson showed me pictures of his kids on his phone.

He was pretty sedimental.

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Dwayne the Sock Johnson
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The XFL was just sold to Dwayne Johnson and a couple of investors for $15 million...

..now that's a Rock bought 'em price.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
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What do you call it when Dwayne Johnson buys a cutting tool?

Rock pay-for scissors

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Diny_Tick1
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Who do you call when Dwayne Johnson is sick?

A Geologist

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Dwayne "the Lock" Johnson
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Why didn’t Dwayne Johnson’s downstairs neighbor recognize him?

Because he’s been living under a rock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/achafrankiee
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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Yesterday I slapped Dwayne Johnson's ass.

I've officially hit rock bottom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
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Do you think anyone has ever slapped Dwayne Johnson on the butt and then proclaimed, "well I've hit rock bottom"

Edit: get consent people

"Mr. Rock, may I slap your behind for the sake of an amazing pun that the people will remember for years to come"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/asbestos_fingers
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Just caught my son spanking a cardboard cutout of Dwayne Johnson.

He’s officially hit Rock bottom.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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I was queuing up to get into the supermarket yesterday. Dwayne Johnson was in front of me. Behind me was a fish holding the trolley above his head!

I was between The Rock and a hard Plaice

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Dwayne "The Croc" Johnson
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Dwayne β€œthe rock” Johnson
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Dwayne "The Hawk" Johnson
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I thought I saw Dwayne Johnson.

But it turns out it was a Shamrock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRockingDead
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It’s... Dwayne Iraq Johnson!
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Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
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Dwayne "The Croc Johnson" [OC]
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At an auction at a Tourette's syndrome charity, I won a bid for an origami sculpture of scissors made by Dwayne Johnson. To emphasize the charity's cause, he replaced a bad word with a family-friendly word on his origami scissors.

The Rock's paper scissors said "Shoot."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roivas14
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
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Dwayne Johnson locked eyes with Medusa

nothing happened

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BaconScythe
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If you give Dwayne Johnson an athletic slap in the butt

You’re hitting rock bottom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MusicianNerd26
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Dwayne Johnson is taking me to court for sexual harassment because I wouldn't stop spanking him

I've really hit Rock bottom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TreacherousMango
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I couldn't find Dwayne Johnson in address book

because he was under the rock

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I wonder what Dwayne Johnson would think of this?
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Dwayne β€œThe Rock” Johnson would never have been part of the Titanic movie.

He would have sunk in the first scene.

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Haggling over a pricing structure with Dwayne Johnson

Dwayne Johnson recently came to the arts and crafts store I own looking to buy equipment for the wardrobe department for his latest movie. He asked if we could quickly fill a large order of cloth-cutting shears. I told him yes, but given the rush, we couldn't offer a bulk discount. For the next hour, Mr. Johnson haggled with me, insisting on paying a single, reduced price for the order of shears rather than the standard per-item price.

With my frustration growing, Mr. Johnson wouldn't back down. Finally, he made a desperate attempt to get the deal he wanted: he suggested we play any simple game of my choice; winner sets the price structure for the shears. He then asked me what I wanted to play.

Fed up, I shouted: Rock! Pay per scissors!

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I'm writing a screenplay where a giant snake swallows Dwayne Johnson.

The title: Rocky-Bowel Boa

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Why is Dwayne Johnson's shadow not aware of recent news?

Its been living under a rock

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I saw Ice Cube jump onto Dwayne Johnson when he was lifting a 150kg boulder.

One could say he was on the rocks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PanPitza
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How did Dwayne Johnson’s daughter know she had COVID?

Because she couldn’t smell what the rock was cooking!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Green-Chair
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I slapped Dwayne Johnson’s ass.

I then realized I had hit the rock bottom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lum1nar
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If you hit Dwayne Johnson's ass

Does it mean you hit rock bottom

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Anyone who slaps Dwayne Johnson's ass

Has really hit rock bottom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trailerthrash
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Yesterday I slapped Dwayne Johnson's ass

I've officially hit rock bottom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smm_h
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I slapped Dwayne Johnson's ass

Didn't feel like it at the time, but I realized I had hit rock bottom

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