Squad Puns

A list of puns related to "Squad"

If you have the soldiers named Salt and Pepper in your squad then consider yourself lucky.

They're seasoned veterans

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👤︎ u/FartyMcFry89
📅︎ Feb 26 2021
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"Plagiarism squad reporting for duty"

"Copy that."

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Dec 02 2020
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How was the firing squad?

It was mindblowing.

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👤︎ u/cheekichannel
📅︎ Feb 01 2021
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Why can’t Satan’s cheerleading squad win any competitions?

Because they have literally no chants in Hell.

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👤︎ u/JiminyKirket
📅︎ Dec 06 2020
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Police stations dog squad got robbed today.

Police officials don’t have any leads at this time.

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👤︎ u/Viglek
📅︎ Dec 17 2020
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Why did Vice Squad raid the water treatment plant?

They'd received a tip about a bunch of Pumps and Hoses.

(I'm sorry. I just got off work, heard "pumps and hoses" on the radio, and a bad idea was born.)

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👤︎ u/OOOH_WHATS_THIS
📅︎ Sep 11 2020
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This post was made by the lamp squad.
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👤︎ u/MLG_GuineaPig
📅︎ Jul 17 2020
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One of the stars of Suicide Squad stated that he might start forging iron.

This raises the question: Will Will Smith Smith?

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👤︎ u/NotNowJian-Yang
📅︎ Aug 18 2016
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Members of an elite squad.
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👤︎ u/ToTheTrenches
📅︎ Aug 23 2018
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Criminals to be executed by firing squad used to be tied to the pole with yarn...

It was found to be crewel and unusual punishment.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Feb 14 2020
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Squad
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👤︎ u/Trudipnemo
📅︎ Jul 04 2016
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I got fired from the bomb disposal squad

I had a blast working there.

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👤︎ u/analytik
📅︎ Jul 05 2018
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Hello, Geek Squad? I'd like to file a bug report.
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👤︎ u/Suprcheese
📅︎ Feb 14 2018
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What do you call the vice squad officers that specialize in arresting prostitutes?

THOT police.

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👤︎ u/copycat042
📅︎ Jan 14 2019
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Several members of the bomb squad were in a heated debate over which wire to cut

When another member walked over and astutely pointed out ‘discord’

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👤︎ u/onejdc
📅︎ Jun 13 2018
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Managed to elicit some groans while watching suicide squad

I'd gone to see the movie with my cousins and there's a scene in which croc is doing a lot of push ups. So I whispered to unlucky cousin sitting next to me, "he's a member of a gym called crocsfit". That look of pure disgust is what I live for.

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👤︎ u/sid3091
📅︎ Aug 05 2016
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I showed my dad the 'Suicide Squad' trailer, hoping he would come to see it with me.

He said, "it wouldn't last very long..."

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👤︎ u/starvinchevy
📅︎ Jul 28 2015
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Police Squad: The Dad-Jokiest TV Show of All Time youtube.com/watch?v=FzD01…
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👤︎ u/bugzzzz
📅︎ Oct 13 2013
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Plagiarism squad reporting for duty.

"Copy that"

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👤︎ u/fukhed69
📅︎ Jun 01 2018
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