A list of puns related to "Matches"
And THAT is a sexual in-your-window!
It's called Studfinder.
I told him it's for when I want to have a light snack
Just cut a bit off the end, it will become a little lighter.
Because they’re a little lighter.....
I heard the atmosphere in their stadiums is contagious.
Now I don't need the lighter.
With a penalty hootout.
I told her I’ll try not doing it again.
It takes a child to raze a village.
He said if you take one from the box and throw it away, it will become a cigaret lighter.
Because it was a little lighter!
Keep in a dry place, away from children.
But they were fixed.
Dad: "You ever see a match burn twice?"
Me: "No, how?"
Dad: lights match "Burns once" blows it out and pokes me with it "Burns twice"