A group I am in have named ourselves team tree and in the spirit of the name we wanted to use as many tree related puns as possible, please help us!

We have the obvious ones like, let's make like a tree and leaf and our group is always branching out, but we would love as many as you can come up with!

Thanks guys

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neptune121
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2017
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Why did the ghost soccer team win all their games?

They were amazing at possessing the ball.

*My son's joke. I'm so proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArcticTrek
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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Why did the tiny ghost join the football team?

He heard they needed a little team spirit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrmcbacon
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2013
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My dad would be proud

I was out getting food with my mock trial team and we went to a place called Jones Bros which was a cupcake and coffeeshop. I got a coffee called the "Nirvana Carmel Latte". After I sat down, my friend asked me how it tasted. I said "It tastes like teen spirit".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alphafox823
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2013
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