What do you call a person who enjoys talking with the spirits of the dead?
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Heβs got the spirit
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︎ Dec 29 2020
The trail blazer lost his Christmas spirit.
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︎ Dec 25 2020
My ex actually has 3 spirit animals:
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︎ Oct 11 2020
Want to contact the spirit of a dead Italian ?
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︎ Nov 11 2020
He has good spirit though
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︎ Oct 23 2020
She fell in love with a spirit
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︎ Nov 20 2020
What did the encouraging girl spirit say to the other ambitious girl spirit?
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︎ Oct 18 2020
That's the spirit
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︎ May 15 2020
Why don't spirits wear shoes?
Because they're...
...sole-less!
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︎ Oct 25 2020
Why witches should not ask underground spirits for an advice?
Because they live under the rock.
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︎ Nov 02 2020
I heard people are blaming imaginary evil spirits for Micheal Jackson's death.
Guess they're blaming it on the boogie.
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︎ Oct 31 2020
Sitting in the ER with my son last night, he got me with this one. I was trying to lift his spirits and was pointing out all the crazy equipment they have in the room. I said "Oh look. They have tongue depressers." He says "Those won't work on me." I asked why and he says...
"I'm on antidepressants."
He's going in for surgery at 3:30pm Pacific. All your positive thoughts and prayers are appreciated.
Edit: Thank you all for the kind words and omg for the gold! He's out of surgery and looks to be recovering nicely. All your well wishes helped cheer him and his parents up.
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︎ Jun 19 2019
The immaculate conception? The Holy Spirit was in the womb where it happened.
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︎ Jul 14 2020
I will hit the holy spirit into you if I have to.
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︎ Oct 03 2019
Where does a spirit of a cat live?
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︎ Jul 10 2020
Singer of Smells Like Teen Spirit
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︎ Mar 24 2020
In the spirit of sharing our kids attempts at dad jokes,
My daughter had to wire an essay about her hobby, which is softball. Her opener:
Pitcher this, youβre standing on a mound.
I was overwhelmed, and more proud than ever. She threw in some other puns too, it was an excellent essay, sheβs giving me a run for my money, I batter watch out.
Edit: thank you u/PsychicGnome for the reminder that my kids are better parents than I am
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︎ Jun 15 2020
You know what would really lift my spirits these days?
If I integrated a gym into my liquor store.
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︎ May 07 2020
After drinking mineral spirits...
I told the minerals to go home, they were drunk.
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︎ May 14 2020
Lifting your spirits
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︎ Jun 12 2019
What do you call a dwarven convict who can talk to spirits and escape prison?
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︎ Apr 04 2020
Lifting spirits!
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︎ Oct 24 2019
What do you call the spirits of honey bees?
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︎ Jan 31 2020
Getting into the holiday spirit with this Missile Toe I 3D Printed
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︎ Dec 22 2017
Dont we all love the christmas spirit
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︎ Nov 29 2019
My friend got attacked by a spirit
It got charged with a-soul-t
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︎ Feb 29 2020
My brother took a test to see his animal spirit...
He couldn't bear the results
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︎ Feb 11 2020
I'm trying to get into the Christmas Spirit
But I just can't seem to open the bottle
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︎ Dec 17 2019
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︎ Mar 05 2020
A Jim Beam warehouse caught fire, destroying 40,000 barrels of bourbon. Warehouse workers were reported to be in "low spirits."
Seriously though, terrible loss.
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︎ Jul 03 2019
When drinking spirits, itβs important to be responsible.
Otherwise youβre decisions could come back to haunt you.
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︎ Oct 05 2019
What's Donald Trumps spirit animal?
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︎ Dec 22 2018
I relate to this on a spirit level
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︎ Jul 01 2019
My spirit animal is the crocodile
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︎ Nov 27 2019
Do you guys know which album Smells Like Teen Spirit was on?
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︎ Oct 19 2019
you shouldn't date spirits
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︎ Nov 02 2019
Spirit Level, enough said.
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︎ May 09 2019
A ghost walks through a bar and orders the Christmas Spirit.
The bartender says, "Sorry, but Christmas passed."
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︎ Sep 25 2019
In the spirit of the season, hereβs a meme I made years ago.
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︎ Dec 25 2018
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︎ Mar 04 2019
Hyenas hate Spirit airlines.
The are too cheap to pay for carrion luggage.
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︎ Jul 31 2019
When I told my friend about my intention to stop drinking, he said βthatβs the spirit!β
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︎ Jul 13 2019
How do you summon an Italian Spirit?
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