What do you call a person who enjoys talking with the spirits of the dead?

A happy medium

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EdibleSoftware
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2021
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He’s got the spirit
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πŸ‘€︎ u/According-Ad8779
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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The trail blazer lost his Christmas spirit.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bev_err
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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My ex actually has 3 spirit animals:

Lion, Ass, Cheetah

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πŸ‘€︎ u/medimanager
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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Want to contact the spirit of a dead Italian ?

Use a Luigi board.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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He has good spirit though
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Average-Fool
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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She fell in love with a spirit

She got ghosted

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Josentangles
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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What did the encouraging girl spirit say to the other ambitious girl spirit?

β€œYou ghost girl!”

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That's the spirit
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πŸ‘€︎ u/danieltan1502
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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Why don't spirits wear shoes?

Because they're...

...sole-less!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weirdgroovynerd
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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Why witches should not ask underground spirits for an advice?

Because they live under the rock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChillySunny
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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I heard people are blaming imaginary evil spirits for Micheal Jackson's death.

Guess they're blaming it on the boogie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aniketraghav7
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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Sitting in the ER with my son last night, he got me with this one. I was trying to lift his spirits and was pointing out all the crazy equipment they have in the room. I said "Oh look. They have tongue depressers." He says "Those won't work on me." I asked why and he says...

"I'm on antidepressants."

He's going in for surgery at 3:30pm Pacific. All your positive thoughts and prayers are appreciated.

Edit: Thank you all for the kind words and omg for the gold! He's out of surgery and looks to be recovering nicely. All your well wishes helped cheer him and his parents up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebikerdad
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2019
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The immaculate conception? The Holy Spirit was in the womb where it happened.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/innerstrife
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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I will hit the holy spirit into you if I have to.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tj4y
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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Where does a spirit of a cat live?

In the purrgatory.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danielsoft1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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Singer of Smells Like Teen Spirit
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Darkathion890
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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In the spirit of sharing our kids attempts at dad jokes,

My daughter had to wire an essay about her hobby, which is softball. Her opener:

Pitcher this, you’re standing on a mound.

I was overwhelmed, and more proud than ever. She threw in some other puns too, it was an excellent essay, she’s giving me a run for my money, I batter watch out.

Edit: thank you u/PsychicGnome for the reminder that my kids are better parents than I am

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OnionShanty
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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You know what would really lift my spirits these days?

If I integrated a gym into my liquor store.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoorHalfwayShut
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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After drinking mineral spirits...

I told the minerals to go home, they were drunk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mindfullsilence
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2020
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Lifting your spirits
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sketchb02
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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What do you call a dwarven convict who can talk to spirits and escape prison?

A small medium at large.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hufflestuff33
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2020
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Lifting spirits!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/blazinfastjohny
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2019
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What do you call the spirits of honey bees?

Boo-bees

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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Getting into the holiday spirit with this Missile Toe I 3D Printed
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HumbertoL
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2017
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Dont we all love the christmas spirit
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πŸ‘€︎ u/an-original-URL
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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My friend got attacked by a spirit

It got charged with a-soul-t

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πŸ‘€︎ u/toban6273
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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My brother took a test to see his animal spirit...

He couldn't bear the results

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bro-mine
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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I'm trying to get into the Christmas Spirit

But I just can't seem to open the bottle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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The spirits have spoken... /r/AskOuija/comments/fdoq…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Satolah
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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A Jim Beam warehouse caught fire, destroying 40,000 barrels of bourbon. Warehouse workers were reported to be in "low spirits."

Seriously though, terrible loss.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/relativelyben
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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When drinking spirits, it’s important to be responsible.

Otherwise you’re decisions could come back to haunt you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LyricalWillow
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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What's Donald Trumps spirit animal?

A Wall-rus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pdonkey
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2018
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I relate to this on a spirit level
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Girthquakenz
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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My spirit animal is the crocodile

I live in denial.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElZoof
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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Do you guys know which album Smells Like Teen Spirit was on?

wait I got it, nevermind

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hank_the_Hand
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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you shouldn't date spirits

they'll always ghost you

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PdawgUltimate
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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Spirit Level, enough said.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/spinekar123
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2019
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A ghost walks through a bar and orders the Christmas Spirit.

The bartender says, "Sorry, but Christmas passed."

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In the spirit of the season, here’s a meme I made years ago.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Otto-Erotic
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2018
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Hyenas hate Spirit airlines.

The are too cheap to pay for carrion luggage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PdSales
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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When I told my friend about my intention to stop drinking, he said β€œthat’s the spirit!”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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How do you summon an Italian Spirit?

With a Luigi Board.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlissedIgnorance
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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