The trail blazer lost his Christmas spirit.
My ex actually has 3 spirit animals:
Want to contact the spirit of a dead Italian ?
He has good spirit though
She fell in love with a spirit
What did the encouraging girl spirit say to the other ambitious girl spirit?
Why don't spirits wear shoes?
Because they're...
...sole-less!
Why witches should not ask underground spirits for an advice?
Because they live under the rock.
I heard people are blaming imaginary evil spirits for Micheal Jackson's death.
Guess they're blaming it on the boogie.
Sitting in the ER with my son last night, he got me with this one. I was trying to lift his spirits and was pointing out all the crazy equipment they have in the room. I said "Oh look. They have tongue depressers." He says "Those won't work on me." I asked why and he says...
"I'm on antidepressants."
He's going in for surgery at 3:30pm Pacific. All your positive thoughts and prayers are appreciated.
Edit: Thank you all for the kind words and omg for the gold! He's out of surgery and looks to be recovering nicely. All your well wishes helped cheer him and his parents up.
The immaculate conception? The Holy Spirit was in the womb where it happened.
I will hit the holy spirit into you if I have to.
Where does a spirit of a cat live?
Singer of Smells Like Teen Spirit
In the spirit of sharing our kids attempts at dad jokes,
My daughter had to wire an essay about her hobby, which is softball. Her opener:
Pitcher this, you’re standing on a mound.
I was overwhelmed, and more proud than ever. She threw in some other puns too, it was an excellent essay, she’s giving me a run for my money, I batter watch out.
Edit: thank you u/PsychicGnome for the reminder that my kids are better parents than I am
You know what would really lift my spirits these days?
If I integrated a gym into my liquor store.
After drinking mineral spirits...
I told the minerals to go home, they were drunk.
What do you call a dwarven convict who can talk to spirits and escape prison?
What do you call the spirits of honey bees?
Getting into the holiday spirit with this Missile Toe I 3D Printed
My brother took a test to see his animal spirit...
He couldn't bear the results
Dont we all love the christmas spirit
My friend got attacked by a spirit
It got charged with a-soul-t
I'm trying to get into the Christmas Spirit
But I just can't seem to open the bottle
A Jim Beam warehouse caught fire, destroying 40,000 barrels of bourbon. Warehouse workers were reported to be in "low spirits."
Seriously though, terrible loss.
When drinking spirits, it’s important to be responsible.
Otherwise you’re decisions could come back to haunt you.
I relate to this on a spirit level
What's Donald Trumps spirit animal?
My spirit animal is the crocodile
Do you guys know which album Smells Like Teen Spirit was on?
you shouldn't date spirits
Spirit Level, enough said.
A ghost walks through a bar and orders the Christmas Spirit.
The bartender says, "Sorry, but Christmas passed."
In the spirit of the season, here’s a meme I made years ago.
Hyenas hate Spirit airlines.
The are too cheap to pay for carrion luggage.
When I told my friend about my intention to stop drinking, he said “that’s the spirit!”
A group I am in have named ourselves team tree and in the spirit of the name we wanted to use as many tree related puns as possible, please help us!
We have the obvious ones like, let's make like a tree and leaf and our group is always branching out, but we would love as many as you can come up with!
Thanks guys
How do you summon an Italian Spirit?
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