Why did the ghost soccer team win all their games?
They were amazing at possessing the ball.
*My son's joke. I'm so proud.
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team?
She kept running from the ball.
A youth soccer team that won gold at a tournament also stopped a thief that same day.
And he would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those medalling kids.
When debating letters, you always want "i" and "j" on your team.
They always have a point.
After my son’s team won the soccer tournament, the goalkeeper invited the two of us for a party.
It was the father, the son, and the goalie host.
Why did the pig watch his team in the playoffs?
He had a rooting interest.
germans:" i thought we were a team, why did you switch sides?" italians:"
If you ask me who 31 of the NFL teams are, I couldn’t tell you.
But I always Remember the Titans.
I want to buy a second NBA team in Miami.
At the press conference, when they ask me what the team name is, I’ll say, “it’s not the Heat. It’s the Humidity.”
(Credit to Brian Regan)
What do you call the head coach of the Kansas City football team?
Two Ninjas are in a cage match to the death. Which team throws in the towel first?
Little known fact: Bruce Wayne's parents owned a baseball team.
It's true, before he was the batman, Bruce was the bat boy!
Messi leaving his team
Seems like a messy situation to be in.
There is a guy named Meet in my team.
My wife and 2yo were just watching Paw Patrol. There is a cow mooing into a cell phone to video chat with the team to ask for help for a cat stuck on the roof.
I told my wife "That cat would have way more grip on roof shingles and I expect more I realism from talking cartoon cows. This is "UDDERLY" ridiculous."
She may have buried her head and avoided eye contact for a bit. I was proud.
One of the greatest NBA teams of all time, the 98 Chicago Bowls
Why does china have the best baseball team?
Because it took out half the world with one bat
COVID-19 Trivia Team Name
Tomorrow, a group of friends are having a Skype party trivia night and I need help trying to think of a punny name that involves “COVID-19”
Anyone got any ideas?
"There is no 'I' in TEAM", my boss said.
"No, but there is a 'ME', I replied."
Anyway, I need a new job.
In times like these, laughter is essential. I don't have much, but for the ever vigilant mod team and you, the subscribers of /r/DadJokes, please allow me to offer this open letter...
Why should china have a base ball team?
Because they can take down the whole world with one bat.
No matter how we pitched the human organs to the other team, they'd swing and miss...
They didn't even bat an eye.
My brother, the pro baseball pitcher, told me about the time he intentionally walked every player on the opposing team as a protest against unfairness in life...
That took a lot of balls.
We have a girl named Zara on our team...
What did the Grapefruit basketball coach say to the worst player on the team?
You're going to have to ci-tris one out.
The funniest guy on the football team
Physicians work alone, or in mid-sized teams
because two of them together would be a paradox.
I was going to join the debating team.
But somebody talked me out of it.
Coach Butt pushed his team The Doodies into the Toilet Bowl. But, his team was playing like crap after a heavy load. And even though Coach knew his #1 was flushed, he pointed at him and said...
I used to be part of a ten pin league. Our team name was 'Bowl Movement' because we were shit...
The A team and I just made quiche...
I love it when a flan comes together...
On a video of a custom 2 Fort map that excludes the middle area (Team Fortress 2)
My company has a team of 5 people to tell someone they've been terminated...
My uncle worked for a newspaper's crossword puzzle team, but only contributed one awesome clue in his career...
He was a one-hint wonder!
Why did the doctor make the team?
Because she made the cut.
I was recently promoted on the supermarket security team to look out for people taking 11 items through the "10 items or less" checkout...
I am now a counter-terrorism officer.
After my son’s team won the tournament, the goalkeeper invited the two of us to a party afterwards.
It was the father, the son, and the goalie host.
After my son’s team won the soccer game, the goalkeeper invited us to his house for a party.
It was the father, the son, and the goalie host.
After my son’s team won the soccer tournament, the goalkeeper invited us for a party afterwards.
It was the father, the son, and the goalie host.
After my son’s team won the soccer tournament, their goalkeeper invited both of us to a party to celebrate.
It was the father, son, and the goalie host.
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