A knife tried out for Varsity football

He didn't make the cut.

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šŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2018
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University Varsity Basketball match

https://twitter.com/Warwick_Varsity/status/703329126497832960

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šŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2016
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I put an Atlanta hat on my periodic table.

Iā€™m not afraid to brave the elements.

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šŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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I'm not very clever, looking for some help with dog puns

So I have this app that is centered around dogs. I'm introducing a level system with 7 levels and need clever dog pun names for each level. I have a list here of the gist of what the levels should mean, but they are too boring as of now. Would love to see your pun skills at work!

  • 1: Amateur
  • 2: Junior Varsity
  • 3: Varsity
  • 4: Park Captain
  • 5: Professional Player
  • 6: Park All-star
  • 7: Olympian Dog

Thanks! :)

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šŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2016
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My dad on high school sports

Me: Wow, I didn't know Mom played varsity basketball!
Dad: I played varsity football when I was in high school
Me: Really?
Dad: Yeah, I played Left Out
Me: ą² _ą² 

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šŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2013
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