Employees at Brunswick Zone were unsatisfied with how much they were earning.

Because of this, they were planning to strike. Upper management were able to make a deal with a day to spare. Some still weren’t happy. Only 7-10 split from the place.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ggfchl
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2021
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Do you know what they call "the friend zone" in the U.K.?

The pal region.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mortambulist
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2021
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These puns are getting out of Mein Kampfort zone
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πŸ‘€︎ u/-RedContinum-
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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No smoking zone
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bongnazi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2019
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I pulled over a truck going 80 miles an hour in a 55 zone. He had a cargo of axe-like tools used for shaping large pieces of wood.

He was hauling adze!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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I got kicked out of karaoke after singing β€œDanger Zone” nine times in a row.

Too many Loggins attempts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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My drunk friend was kicked out of Karaoke for singing β€œDanger Zone” 7 times in a row.

He had exceeded the maximum number of Loggins attempts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2018
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I once whispered to myself in a shout-only zone

it wasn't aloud

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sooblek
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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I went to karaoke last night. I sang Danger Zone five times, but they wouldn’t let me do it for a sixth time.

They said I had to many Loggins attempts.

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I was driving and saw an older man going 20 in a 60 zone.

My wife said, "Everybody is going to be passing him" I chimed in, "Not if he passes first."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joxxter
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2020
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Going outside my comfort zone v.redd.it/0fsrlrm8w4k21
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πŸ‘€︎ u/maisy1st
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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In which zone would you find Calvin?

The Calzone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MeridanMonimo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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Here's TWO-FER. A little long for a Dad joke, but I do feel they fit the "Zone"

A man is on his first visit to Boston, and he wants to try some of that delicious New England seafood that he'd long heard about. So he gets into a cab, and asks the driver, "Can you take me to where I can get scrod?" The driver replies, "I've heard that question a thousand times but never in the pluperfect subjunctive."

An Irishman goes to a building site for his first day of work, and a couple of Englishmen think, "Ah, we'll have some fun with him!" So they walk up and say, "Hey, Paddy, as you're new here make sure you know a joist from a girder..." "Ah, sure, I knows" says Paddy, "twas Joyce wrote Ulysses and Goethe wrote Faust."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/apikoros18
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2019
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I’m from the Friend Zone originally

But now I live in the Bae Area.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smoochie100
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2016
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I'm tired of the political signs people put up around every construction zone

Construction is necessary to keep our roads maintained. Please take your "End Construction" campaign signs down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BackwoodsCoder
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
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I got booted off stage at a Karaoke bar. I was trying to sing 'Danger Zone' from that Top Gun movie. I forgot the lyrics three times.

They said I exceeded my Loggins attempts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slartibartfastBB
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
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Did you hear that the guy that wrote Danger Zone had his identity stolen online? reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calyph
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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I saw a sign in the road. It said: "You are now entering a 30 zone."

So I turned around, because I'm only 25.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2018
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[PUNNY]LIVE UPDATE ON EVACUATION ZONES FOR **HURRICANE IRMA PSA** youtube.com/watch?v=KqRfk…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/valenteman
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2017
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My wife told me to step out of my comfort zone and try yoga

I told her that'd be a stretch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaxPaw
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2018
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My wife just flew to another time zone and she didn't answer when I called her phone...

My dad says "Well they're two hours behind us so it will take a while for the call to get there."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dunnlavitz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2013
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Driving through a construction zone and dad says "looks like we'll be driving in the wrong lane up ahead," after passing a "right lane closed ahead" sign.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/K_Fred
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2014
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Great, just got kicked out of the karaoke bar for singing Danger Zone five times.

Apparently I exceeded the maximum number of attempted Loggins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sattoth
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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I just got kicked out of Karaoke night for singing "Danger Zone" six times in a row…

They said I exceeded my maximum number of Loggins attempts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2017
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I just got kicked out of karaoke night for singing "Danger Zone" six times in a row...

They said I exceeded my maximum number of Loggins attempts...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2017
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Just got kicked out of a karaoke bar for singing Danger Zone 5 times...

Apparently I exceeded the amount of Loggins attempts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kanatheapostate
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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I was kicked out of the karaoke bar for singing Highway To The Danger Zone 3 times in a row.

Too many Loggins attempts I guess.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spotter66
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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I just got kicked out of a karaoke bar for singing Danger Zone five times

I guess I exceeded the maximum number of Loggins attemps.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sickspaq
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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What do you call the friend zone?

Palcatraz

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Just got kicked out of karaoke for singing Danger Zone three times in a row ...

... they said it was too many Loggins attempts.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2015
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