Do you know what they call "the friend zone" in the U.K.?

The pal region.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mortambulist
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2021
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My drunk friend was kicked out of Karaoke for singing β€œDanger Zone” 7 times in a row.

He had exceeded the maximum number of Loggins attempts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2018
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I’m from the Friend Zone originally

But now I live in the Bae Area.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smoochie100
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2016
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I got friend zoned but being the gentleman that I am, I still have her a dozen roses for Valentine’s Day
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Da3013
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2020
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How do you get rid of a 1?

You add a g and it’s gone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mintyboi123
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2021
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My pun-themed Valentine’s Day gifts for my best friend :)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/smidgenofpidgeon
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2019
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I told my teen daughter to invite all the boys she texts over for Thanksgiving...

We're gonna call it a Friends-zone-giving.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LazySumo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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Got my friend while fishing

My friend said there was a bunch of fish on the depth sounder so I told him to slow down the boat. When he asked why I said it's a school zone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thewaayshegoes
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2015
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Almost got splashed by the water.

One hot day, my friend and I were at the amusement park. We were just about to walk through the splash zone for a water ride when we saw the come down the track and spray water everywhere. By the time we reached the splash zone, all that was left in the air was a light mist. "I wish we would've gotten hit with the water, but it mist."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mbrdfld3
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2016
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My buddy got me on my lunch break the other day.

I work in a funeral home. Today I was having a conversation with my friend and the call failed. I called him back.

"Yea it said call failed, where are you that you have such bad signal?"

"Are you kidding? I'm home- I have great signal! You're the one with the poor reception! Where are you?"

"The funeral home."

"Exactly! That place is a DEAD zone."

groan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clever_username-
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2014
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What do you call the friend zone?

Palcatraz

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