He was hauling adze!
it wasn't aloud
Too many Loggins attempts.
Apparently I exceeded the maximum number of attempted Loggins.
They said I had to many Loggins attempts.
My wife said, "Everybody is going to be passing him" I chimed in, "Not if he passes first."
The Calzone
A man is on his first visit to Boston, and he wants to try some of that delicious New England seafood that he'd long heard about. So he gets into a cab, and asks the driver, "Can you take me to where I can get scrod?" The driver replies, "I've heard that question a thousand times but never in the pluperfect subjunctive."
An Irishman goes to a building site for his first day of work, and a couple of Englishmen think, "Ah, we'll have some fun with him!" So they walk up and say, "Hey, Paddy, as you're new here make sure you know a joist from a girder..." "Ah, sure, I knows" says Paddy, "twas Joyce wrote Ulysses and Goethe wrote Faust."
But now I live in the Bae Area.
They said I exceeded my Loggins attempts.
Construction is necessary to keep our roads maintained. Please take your "End Construction" campaign signs down.
So I turned around, because I'm only 25.
I told her that'd be a stretch
Palcatraz
My dad says "Well they're two hours behind us so it will take a while for the call to get there."
He had exceeded the maximum number of Loggins attempts.
They said I exceeded my maximum number of Loggins attempts...
They said I exceeded my maximum number of Loggins attempts.
Apparently I exceeded the amount of Loggins attempts.
Too many Loggins attempts I guess.
I guess I exceeded the maximum number of Loggins attemps.
... they said it was too many Loggins attempts.
