She got up, unplugged my laptop and threw out my beer….
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Doctor: Thank you. It is very organ-ized.
I was like. Oman, I don’t know. Then I I was like, Yemen, I might be able to name a few.
It's my first slum-brrrr party so wish us luck!
Except Togo.
This is Japan, this is ja-spatula, this is ja-whisk, this is ja-wok, this is ja-mixer, this is ja-fork, this is ja-spoon, and these are ja-chopsticks.
The police are working tirelessly to arrest him.
The other smirked and replied, "Czech, mate."
Turns out, he only does odd jobs.
Baaa rain 🇧🇭
She was told to give them all one test tickle
Elongate
Global chaos ensues.
The disease wipes out 99% of humanity, and the desperate survivors are forced to live in a post-alpaca lip tick wasteland.
The entry is quite expensive, mostly due to inflation.
It was horrific. They did unspeakable things.
Which to be honest I think is a pretty mean way to refer to our city council, however dull they may be.
I was amidship man.
And the guy says “how many tattoos I have now”
He said it was his life savings.
Yeah, apparently it was the first ever serf face to heir missile.
..and they did some unspeakable things to me.
Carbo Nations!
The man asks "is this good for wasps?"
The cashier says "no sir, it kills them"
WSA
That's a moray.
"Hey buddy, quit fishing for compliments!"
He replied: only gays get stoned here
I think I managed to cover my tracks.
Luckily it was instant
Does that mean that the Cook Islands have a fat chance of catching up?
He said, "Look at my hair. It used to be so magnificent, but it's completely gone now. My hair can't be saved. But look outside at the forest. It's such a lovely forest with so many trees, but sooner or later they'll all be cut down and this forest will look as bald as my hair."
"What I want you to do..." the man continued. "Is, every time a tree is cut down or dies, plant a new one in my memory. Tell your descendants to do the same. It shall be our family's duty to keep this forest strong."
So they did.
Each time the forest lost a tree, the children replanted one, and so did their children, and their children after them.
And for centuries, the forest remained as lush and pretty as it once was, all because of one man and his re-seeding heirline.
I saw it through my telescope last night
It’s all Maple leaf
🍺 Beer is more nutritious than other alcoholic drinks.
🍺 Beer can help protect your heart.
🍺 Beer helps prevent kidney stones.
🍺 Beer lowers bad cholesterol.
🍺 Beer strengthens your bones.
🍺 Beer helps reduce stress.
🍺 Beer may help improve memory.
🍺 Beer helps cognitive function.
Only one was like "Yemen"
Cannelloni
However, Poison IV would just make you really itchy.
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- absoutely briliant
It's amid section.
He's a 38-year-old lawyer in Honolulu...
"The big bad wolf!" a goat shouted. "Is meditating!"
"So? Isn't that a good thing? questioned the bear.
"Noooo!" the goat bleated. "It's become aware wolf!"
I still don’t get why she wanted me to urinate on a skeleton...
Duck billed platypus.
"Yes, my master, I have."
"And a waterfall, spilling mightly over the stones without taking anything out of its proper place?"
"Yes, my master, I have witnessed it."
"And the moon, when it touches the calm water to reflect all its enormous beauty?"
"Yes, my master, I have also seen this marvelous phenomenon."
"That is the problem. You keep watching all this shit instead of training."
Because you can always be our bi-son, and even if you don't feel like shooting straight, we will always be trans-parent with you. You are loved.
