What do you call a factory that makes OK products?
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︎ Apr 14 2021
So I used to work at an orange juice factory...
But I got canned because I couldn't concentrate.
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︎ Apr 14 2021
On the news there was a report of a cheese factory exploding in France.
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︎ Mar 17 2021
Did you hear about the peanut butter factory that exploded?
The Reeseβs was in pieces.
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︎ Apr 07 2021
I use to work in a liquorice factory.
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︎ Apr 11 2021
There's been an explosion at a cheese factory in Paris
There's nothing left but de brie
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︎ Mar 02 2021
They're building a mirror factory in my town.
I could definitely see myself working there.
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︎ Feb 01 2021
There was a fire at the shoe factory...
Luckily no soles were lost
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︎ Mar 24 2021
The other day I had to climb up some equipment at a cheese making factory.
I thought that it was strong enough to clamber up, but it ended up giving whey.
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︎ Mar 27 2021
I got fired from a calendar factory today.
They didn't like it that I took a few days off.
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︎ Feb 01 2021
i cant believe i got fired from the calendar factory, all i did was take a day off.
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︎ Feb 27 2021
I once saw a ghost at the jam factory...
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︎ Mar 27 2021
Got a job at a potato chip factory. On top of salary they said I could pick any flavor chip off the shelf once a month.
They prided themselves in their stock options.
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︎ Mar 04 2021
Why did Picasso get fired from the cement factory?
His ideas weren't concrete enough
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︎ Mar 05 2021
Did you hear about the guy who burnt down the pants factory?
They say he committed mass jeanocide.
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︎ Feb 06 2021
Just accepted new job at a bicycle factory
Gonna be their spokes person
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︎ Jan 29 2021
I just quit my job at the helium factory.
I wonβt be spoken to in that tone.
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︎ Dec 26 2020
I took a group tour of a milk factory ...
While inside, I took a deep breath and said, "Ahh, nice dairy air!"
The woman next to me strongly disagreed. She didn't have to smack me though ...
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︎ Feb 18 2021
I went on a tour of an underwear factory once.
It wasn't very long so my time there was brief.
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︎ Mar 12 2021
The machine at the coin factory just suddenly stopped working.
It doesnβt make any cents.
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︎ Mar 08 2021
I've landed my dream job at the guillotine factory...
Will beheading there tomorrow.
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︎ Dec 31 2020
Pork factories keep calling me and I keep hanging up on them.
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︎ Feb 03 2021
Those guys at the borscht factory, man...
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︎ Mar 09 2021
I used to work at a calendar factory
But they fired me for taking a couple of days off
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︎ Jan 05 2021
when I was a child we were so poor that my mother made us clothes out of the scraps my dad would bring home from work at the sandpaper factory
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︎ Dec 24 2020
I finally got my dream job at the guillotine factory
Iβll beheading there shortly
Edit: Thanks for the silver. My first ever award!
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︎ Jun 16 2020
Why did the balloon factory go out of business?
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︎ Jan 25 2021
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory?
She threw away all the w's.
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︎ Dec 26 2020
Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the Keyboard Factory?
He didnβt put enough shifts in
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︎ Dec 05 2020
There's a dinner lady at our factory, who's almost seven feet tall.
She's our longest serving employee.
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︎ Jan 02 2021
Why was the groom excited to take over his new brides cylindrical wooden rod factory
Because it was her dowelry.
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︎ Jan 18 2021
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
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︎ Apr 01 2021
What do you call a factory that make okay items?
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︎ Apr 09 2021
A cheese factory exploded in France.
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︎ Oct 24 2020
A cheese factory in France exploded
There is de Brie everywhere
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︎ Feb 20 2021
Working in a mirror factory is a profession
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︎ Mar 02 2021
Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion?
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︎ Mar 17 2021
Did you hear about the explosion at the cheese factory in Paris?
There was nothing left but de Brie.
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︎ Mar 10 2021
I can't believe I just got fired from the calendar factory...
All I did was take a day off.
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︎ Feb 03 2021
The machine at the coin factory just suddenly stopped working, with no explanation.
It doesnβt make any cents.
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︎ Feb 01 2021
Did you hear about the shoe factory that burned down?
Luckily no soles were lost.
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︎ Feb 01 2021
I got canned from a Orange juice factory...
Just couldn't concentrate.
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︎ Dec 24 2020
Thereβs a new mirror factory in town!
I can see myself working there
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︎ Feb 02 2021
I quit my job at the helium factory today.
I will not be spoken to in that tone of voice!
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︎ Jan 12 2021
Working in a mirror factory...
...is something I can totally see myself doing.
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︎ Feb 13 2021
What was left after an explosion at a French cheese factory?
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︎ Jan 23 2021
What do you call a factory that sells passable products?
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︎ Feb 15 2021
A cheese factory exploded in France
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︎ Dec 03 2020
I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory!!!
all I did was take a day off
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︎ Feb 05 2021
There was an explosion at the cheese factory...
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︎ Jan 13 2021
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