Why did people loose so much money in derivative products and markets.

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π€︎ u/saswata1194
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These movies are so derivative.
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π€︎ u/Picker-Rick
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Iβve been solving derivatives everyday, for a week and I havenβt been able to do more than 20 a day.

I guess thatβs my limit.

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π€︎ u/vapingpigeon94
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I paid five cents for a dad joke, but it turned out to be an empty, derivative imitation, overly commercialized and lacking any real soul or talent.

Now I want my Nickelback.

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π€︎ u/Konamicoder
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What's the third derivative of a cow?

Jerky

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π€︎ u/censored_count
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This is little derivative

^^^dy/dx

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π€︎ u/djeclipz
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Calculus Teacher: Itβs not the Uncle Derivative.

Itβs the Auntie Derivative.

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π€︎ u/SpecOpsAlpha
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You might think my calculus jokes are derivative, but theyβre an integral part of me.
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π€︎ u/TheRealRoybot
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What's the derivative of Amazon?

Amazon Prime

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π€︎ u/ryzikx
π︎ Jan 13 2018
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A first attempt to make my posts less derivative
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π€︎ u/JukeboxSommelier
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Some people think puns are derivative, my Aunt & I take them pretty series-ously

95% of conversations between me & my aunt turn into pun wars.

Enjoy!

https://i.imgur.com/aGooknb.jpg

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π€︎ u/blissando
π︎ Aug 30 2017
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We were learning Derivatives in Calculus, and my teacher said...

"Don't drink and Derive."

(Obviously not my OC.)

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π€︎ u/Squeek99
π︎ Feb 14 2017
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Who was the Arab mathematician who derived Quadratic Equation formula?

Al Gebra

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π€︎ u/Es_presso
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Whatβs the name of the Arab that derived the quadratic equation?

Al-Gebra

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π€︎ u/ragmeh
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I want to start a gas company that deals exclusively in fuel derived from dog fossils. Itβs going to be called Paw Petrol.
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Shot on iPhone
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π€︎ u/AmanMegha2909
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As I was walking down the street, an old man came up to me and explained all the benefits of dining on meals with mint derived from sub-shrub herbs...

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π€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
π︎ Nov 27 2019
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I failed my Calculus exam because I was seated between two identical twins.

It was hard to differentiate between them.

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π€︎ u/porichoygupto
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Never drink and derive.
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π€︎ u/RabbitGuySentMe
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The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many'...

and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'.

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π€︎ u/fatandsalt
π︎ Sep 05 2018
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Puns leave me numb. Mathematical puns leave me number.
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π€︎ u/xjohnnyxleex
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For years, scientists have been developing a new psychotropic drug derived from queen ant pheromones...

They call it antacid.

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π€︎ u/derivedintegral
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The word "politics" is derived from the word 'poly', meaning "many", and the word 'ticks', meaning "blood sucking parasites". (Larry Hardiman)
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π€︎ u/Kosmozoan
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Cowculus
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π€︎ u/moses10960
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Why donβt calculus majors party?

Because they can not drink and derive

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π€︎ u/lvrcerosis
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When taking a calculus exam, make sure you donβt sit between identical twins.

Because itβs hard to differentiate between them.

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π€︎ u/porichoygupto
π︎ Dec 27 2018
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Newton: I've discovered calculus(1664)

Leibneiz: I've discovered calculus(1670s) Newton: Really? Seems derivative.

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There's a new rapper in my city, his name is dx.

I don't know man, seems to me like he's a little derivative.

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π€︎ u/99-bottlesofbeer
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Whatβs a mathematicianβs favourite sitcom?

Sinefeld

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Why can't math majors party?

Because they can't drink and derive

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π€︎ u/WhichDesigner
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Math puns getting out of hand
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π€︎ u/Sir_Wheat_Thins
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What language does Jello speak?

Gelatin

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π€︎ u/dovahquinoa
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What do you call Ancient Egyptian males that worship the sun?

Ramen

(Joke derived from u/praetorsolaris)

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π€︎ u/TROLLDLLR
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A math teacher was almost late to his class.

He had to derive pretty fast.

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π€︎ u/ImmenseFun
π︎ Nov 10 2018
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Why was the mathematician arrested after a night out?

He was caught drinking and deriving.

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They said Calculus would be integral to my education

but I found it a little derivative

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π€︎ u/hippokuda
π︎ Jun 26 2018
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What do mathematicians do in their cars?

They DERIVE

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π€︎ u/Alvbatross
π︎ Mar 06 2018
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First day of calculus summer session today...

(Right before I leave)

Mom:Be safe driving over there

Me: Ok, Mom

Dad: Be safe deriving over there

Me: Goddamnit

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π€︎ u/wiebs
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Practice safe calculations

Don't drink and derive

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π€︎ u/RustyWood86
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You know, why don't they enlist babies in the military?

I mean, there's a reason they called it the INFANTry.

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π€︎ u/Cryptolites
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What do you get when you take the derivative of Amazon?

Amazon prime

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Calculus:

An integral part of mathematics

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π€︎ u/besalim
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Calculus...

It's an integral part of a mathematics education.

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π€︎ u/ares2596
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