A list of puns related to "Derivative"

Why did people loose so much money in derivative products and markets.

Because they had no option.

These movies are so derivative.

Iβve been solving derivatives everyday, for a week and I havenβt been able to do more than 20 a day.

I guess thatβs my limit.

I paid five cents for a dad joke, but it turned out to be an empty, derivative imitation, overly commercialized and lacking any real soul or talent.

Now I want my Nickelback.

What's the third derivative of a cow?

Jerky

Calculus Teacher: Itβs not the Uncle Derivative.

Itβs the Auntie Derivative.

You might think my calculus jokes are derivative, but theyβre an integral part of me.

What's the derivative of Amazon?

Amazon Prime

A first attempt to make my posts less derivative

Some people think puns are derivative, my Aunt & I take them pretty series-ously

95% of conversations between me & my aunt turn into pun wars.

Enjoy!

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We were learning Derivatives in Calculus, and my teacher said...

"Don't drink and Derive."

(Obviously not my OC.)

Who was the Arab mathematician who derived Quadratic Equation formula?

Al Gebra

Whatβs the name of the Arab that derived the quadratic equation?

Al-Gebra

I want to start a gas company that deals exclusively in fuel derived from dog fossils. Itβs going to be called Paw Petrol.

Shot on iPhone

As I was walking down the street, an old man came up to me and explained all the benefits of dining on meals with mint derived from sub-shrub herbs...

I thanked him for the sage advice but went on about my business.

I failed my Calculus exam because I was seated between two identical twins.

It was hard to differentiate between them.

Never drink and derive.

The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many'...

and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'.

Puns leave me numb. Mathematical puns leave me number.

For years, scientists have been developing a new psychotropic drug derived from queen ant pheromones...

They call it antacid.

The word "politics" is derived from the word 'poly', meaning "many", and the word 'ticks', meaning "blood sucking parasites". (Larry Hardiman)

Cowculus

Why donβt calculus majors party?

Because they can not drink and derive

When taking a calculus exam, make sure you donβt sit between identical twins.

Because itβs hard to differentiate between them.

Newton: I've discovered calculus(1664)

Leibneiz: I've discovered calculus(1670s) Newton: Really? Seems derivative.

There's a new rapper in my city, his name is dx.

I don't know man, seems to me like he's a little derivative.

Whatβs a mathematicianβs favourite sitcom?

Sinefeld

Why can't math majors party?

Because they can't drink and derive

Math puns getting out of hand

What language does Jello speak?

Gelatin

What do you call Ancient Egyptian males that worship the sun?

Ramen

(Joke derived from u/praetorsolaris)

A math teacher was almost late to his class.

He had to derive pretty fast.

Why was the mathematician arrested after a night out?

He was caught drinking and deriving.

They said Calculus would be integral to my education

but I found it a little derivative

What do mathematicians do in their cars?

They DERIVE

First day of calculus summer session today...

(Right before I leave)

Mom:Be safe driving over there

Me: Ok, Mom

Dad: Be safe deriving over there

Me: Goddamnit

Practice safe calculations

Don't drink and derive

You know, why don't they enlist babies in the military?

I mean, there's a reason they called it the *INFANT*ry.

What do you get when you take the derivative of Amazon?

Amazon prime

Calculus:

An integral part of mathematics

Calculus...

It's an *integral* part of a mathematics education.

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