Why did people loose so much money in derivative products and markets.
Because they had no option.
These movies are so derivative.
I’ve been solving derivatives everyday, for a week and I haven’t been able to do more than 20 a day.
I paid five cents for a dad joke, but it turned out to be an empty, derivative imitation, overly commercialized and lacking any real soul or talent.
Now I want my Nickelback.
What's the third derivative of a cow?
This is little derivative
Calculus Teacher: It’s not the Uncle Derivative.
It’s the Auntie Derivative.
You might think my calculus jokes are derivative, but they’re an integral part of me.
What's the derivative of Amazon?
A first attempt to make my posts less derivative
Some people think puns are derivative, my Aunt & I take them pretty series-ously
95% of conversations between me & my aunt turn into pun wars.
Enjoy!
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We were learning Derivatives in Calculus, and my teacher said...
"Don't drink and Derive."
(Obviously not my OC.)
Who was the Arab mathematician who derived Quadratic Equation formula?
What’s the name of the Arab that derived the quadratic equation?
I want to start a gas company that deals exclusively in fuel derived from dog fossils. It’s going to be called Paw Petrol.
I made the mistake of having a beer while doing my calculus homework last night...
I got in trouble for drinking and deriving.
As I was walking down the street, an old man came up to me and explained all the benefits of dining on meals with mint derived from sub-shrub herbs...
I thanked him for the sage advice but went on about my business.
I failed my Calculus exam because I was seated between two identical twins.
It was hard to differentiate between them.
The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many'...
and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'.
Puns leave me numb. Mathematical puns leave me number.
For years, scientists have been developing a new psychotropic drug derived from queen ant pheromones...
The word "politics" is derived from the word 'poly', meaning "many", and the word 'ticks', meaning "blood sucking parasites". (Larry Hardiman)
When taking a calculus exam, make sure you don’t sit between identical twins.
Because it’s hard to differentiate between them.
Why don’t calculus majors party?
Because they can not drink and derive
Newton: I've discovered calculus(1664)
Leibneiz: I've discovered calculus(1670s)
Newton: Really? Seems derivative.
There's a new rapper in my city, his name is dx.
I don't know man, seems to me like he's a little derivative.
What’s a mathematician’s favourite sitcom?
Why can't math majors party?
Because they can't drink and derive
Math puns getting out of hand
What language does Jello speak?
What do you call Ancient Egyptian males that worship the sun?
Ramen
(Joke derived from u/praetorsolaris)
A math teacher was almost late to his class.
He had to derive pretty fast.
Why was the mathematician arrested after a night out?
He was caught drinking and deriving.
They said Calculus would be integral to my education
but I found it a little derivative
First day of calculus summer session today...
(Right before I leave)
Mom:Be safe driving over there
Me: Ok, Mom
Dad: Be safe deriving over there
Me: Goddamnit
What do mathematicians do in their cars?
Practice safe calculations
You know, why don't they enlist babies in the military?
I mean, there's a reason they called it the INFANTry.
What do you get when you take the derivative of Amazon?
Calculus:
An integral part of mathematics
Calculus...
It's an integral part of a mathematics education.
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