Nuclear Explosion Puns

A list of puns related to "Nuclear Explosion"

What do you call it when two nukes have an argument?

A fallout

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👤︎ u/LeviAEthan512
📅︎ Jan 19 2016
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My 16 year old brother is ready to be a dad

I was microwaving some leftovers that happened to contain mushrooms, and I forgot to cover them. Naturally, they coated the inside of the microwave. I described it as a nuclear explosion, and my brother responds with "did it make a mushroom cloud?"

I was proud

Edit: typo

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👤︎ u/ZXander_makes_noise
📅︎ Dec 28 2015
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