I just came second in my city's big bubble blowing competition

I came so close to winning but I blew it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NateTheSimpleOne
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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Hey Dad, remember you told me when you were young you used to love blowing bubbles?

Yes son I do.

Me: Well he's back in town and he's looking for you

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-man44
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2019
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Do you remember how fun it was blowing bubbles as a kid?

He’s back in town and wants your number

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MuppetNuts86
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2018
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I was outside blowing bubbles with my girlfriend just now

As they flew away I said 'These things really take my breath away'

I got back to back groans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrNoman
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2018
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"Did you blow bubbles as a kid?"

"Well, of course I did."

"Well, he's back in town and wants your number."

My dad told this joke to me for the first time when I was like 10.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PCsNBaseball
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2016
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This just happened:

My 3 month old son is blowing bubbles, and my wife says, "I hope we get giggles out of you soon!"

I said, "He's pretty close, maybe next year!"

Wife to son: "That's the oldest dad joke in the book, buddy!"

Me: "It gets older every year!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SplashbackDeuce
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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At a restaurant...

Whenever my dad got his beverage, he would put the straw in and blow bubbles followed by

"Put the damn thing in upside down..."

Then he flipped it over and proceeded to drink normally. I've adopted this one, but wouldn't recommend it on a first date. Maybe second...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HammerFace
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2014
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Watching Lewis CK

Dad: "Do you remember blowing Bubbles as a kid?" Me: "Yes. Why?" Dad: "He said it has been a long time and he misses you"

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2013
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Remember when you were little and used to blow bubbles?

Me: "Yeah, why?"

Dad: "Well he's back in town and wants your number!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PandaGoggles
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2015
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