What do you call a radio after it blows up

A boom box

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Diobolik-Pickle
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2021
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My wife loves it when I blow cold air on her when she's too hot..

Personally I'm not a fan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justbeatitTTD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2021
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A terrorist tried to blow up a bus.....

But he burnt his lips on the exhaust pipe!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/denandbil
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2021
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My buddy keeps asking me to blow cool air on him when he gets hot, and I don’t like it.

I’m not a fan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/backalleywillie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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Maybe Krypton didnt realy blow up...

...And eveyone just wanted their washing machines to live longer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mitcheg3k
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2021
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Did you hear about the son who tried to stab his mother while she slept? Fortunately he missed her with every blow, the knife plunging over and over into the bed.

The police ended up charging him with attempted mattress-cide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RicoCat
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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If I never learned to blow my nose…

My mother would have put the "stern" in sternutation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2021
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I posted this on r/memes a while ago and it didn't blow up or somthing. I am just so proud of this it makes me laugh every time
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πŸ‘€︎ u/or2072
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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Just watched an episode of 24 where Jack Bauer had to decide to either help the cartel transfer cannabis crystals into the U.S within 24 hours or they would blow up the Gulf Coast states.

...It was Kief or Southernland.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AquamarineCheetah
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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What month really blows?

August.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ERINEM_Official
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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After many years of therapy, my psychologist has finally cured me of the desire to sit in the corner in public and blow on people that walk by! But now I have the urge to wear teen idol t-shirts and lean against the wall...

Long time fan, first time poster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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Hope this one doesn’t blow up on me.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lococlyde
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2020
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Everyone at my therapist’s office hates it when I stand on one corner of the room and blow air at people.

But I’m a big fan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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Sorry guys, this joke blows
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πŸ‘€︎ u/habsfan1112
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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3D Print Shop Name pun that blows your brains out

Im opening a 3D Printing Shop and I need that million dollar name. Something that makes you look at it and think " F*ck that's one of those names that sells itself ".

Trusting reddit community for the edgiest puns or mindless creativity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Marjers
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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You know what really blows me away?

Hurricanes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShadowKroXIII
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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What should you say if a tornado blows off 25% of your roof?

Oof

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simwalkedaway
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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I post a pun everyday on this subreddit hoping it’ll blow but I’m disappointed.. every time!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MShafiS
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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No way to cushion the blow
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Classic_Result
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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A geology/geography/aerodynamics study that a sandstorm in Africa can blow sand and dust as far as to even Florida

So anyways, I dust the grains down from africa

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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A Low Blow?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SimonChome
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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There's not just leap years. A leap second is a one-second adjustment that is occasionally applied to Coordinated Universal Time (UTC)! Without it, GPS wouldn't work! Want me to really blow your mind?

There's also leap-frogs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billbixbyakahulk
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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Why did the referee blow a whistle on a chicken?

Because it was a fowl

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elemental_Xenon
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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Best mow and blow on the westside
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Docfess
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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How did the Gardener blow a whistle

He used his tulips

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slashr7
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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I guess I just blow at whistling
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Araraura
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2018
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My OCD stricken friend blows off stress by repeatedly hitting F5.

He says he finds it refreshing.

I told him he needs help, now he keeps hitting F1.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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Man that blows
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DefiantMountain
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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People usually say, β€œlet’s blow this popsicle stand,” when they are at a place where people are cold and have the proverbial, β€œstick up their ass.”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ForestValkyrie
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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Wife said she gets turned on if I blow on her neck during sex.

I'm not a fan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blackforgood
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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I blow into a dog whistle every time I see the sun setting

It's always nice to end the day on a high note

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Majike03
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2020
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A power plant blows up near a aquarium...

and I had to be the one to tell my boss about the mutated eels. After I gathered all my courage, I said to him

β€œSir, the eels have fur all over them and are humanoid too!”

My boss looked so surprised, and was silent for a minute or two. Finally, he asked me

β€œFur-eel man?”

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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What do you call a dinosaur that blows up?

A TNT-Rex

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YeetmyMeat234
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2020
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Can you tell me what metal blows up when it reacts with water?

Na

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Albertosaurus77
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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It really did blow up
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BABAKAKAN
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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russian girls always blow me away
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πŸ‘€︎ u/legitGameHAX
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2019
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I like to stand in the corner at parties and blow on anyone who walks by.

People hate it, but I’m a fan.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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My boss warned me that I shouldn’t blow the whistle in the office anymore. He gave me one last chance.

But unfortunately, I blew it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/varun_chakilam
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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Blow me away
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ineedausermame
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
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Why can cows blow up randomly?

Because they're usually in stables.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Laika_5
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2018
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Looking for a good way to blow some money?

Fireworks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dizmodo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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Why did Marilyn Monroe'd skirt blow up when we met?

Because I'm a huge fan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dagusiu
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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what is six inches long with a head on it ,that women like to blow?

Money.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bhcicecream
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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"Did you blow bubbles as a kid?"

"Well, of course I did."

"Well, he's back in town and wants your number."

My dad told this joke to me for the first time when I was like 10.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PCsNBaseball
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2016
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My wife loves it that I blow cold air on her when she's too hot...

Personally, I'm not a fan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2021
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I once tried to blow up a car

Burnt my lips on the exhaust pipe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DenisMcK
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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My wife likes it when I blow air on her when she's hot, but honestly I'm not a fan.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radish00
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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