or they could be charged with a salt.
Wait, wrong sub.
None of the other surgeons seem to do it !
The corolla virus.
I'm lick toes intolerant.
Give me a second; it's on the tip of my tongue.
Liquor
I do it and get kicked out of the hardware shop Β―\_(γ)_/Β―
Because it was looking for a good SEAL!
guess iβm just a piece of meat for them
One of the old men goes, man I wish I could do that.
The other says, you canβt do that. That dogβll bite you.
...your dog!
Ancient Scot Richard's Warriors: Dick's Picts
Loki - Trick pics (from my brother)
Pictures of an Adam Sandler movie: "Click" pics.
Pictures of a Kaitlin Olson character: The Mick's pics
Screenahots of these comments: Wit pics
Leaky faucet: drip pics
X1 Cumberbatch photos: Benedict pics
X2 Pope photos: Benedict pics (also works)
X3 Turncoat snaps: Benedict pics
X4 "Wong" image: Benedict pics
Legal command: Writ pics
Pictures of twigs: Stick pics
A Christmas Story scene: lick pics
Pictures of a Winter Saint: Nick pics
Syringe photos: prick pics (from a friend)
Sporting goods store images: Dick's pics.
Dan Harmon cartoon character: Rick's pics.
Try this : I licked a golf club and it tasted irony.
The dogs allowed to walk naked around the house
I said to the friend: "you're lucky he didn't get a prize for it, that would have been a catasstrophy"
Moo-slims
Assault-lick.
He gave it a good licking.
In chemistry you should never lick the spoon
The teacher asks the class, β there are five birds on a power line, and you shoot two of them, how many are left?β
Johnny replies, β none the rest flew away when they heard the shot.β
The teacher says, β no three are left but I like the way you think.β
So then Johnny says, β let me ask you a question. There are three women eating ice cream, one licking it, one sucking it, and one biting it, which ones married?β
The teacher says, β the one sucking?β
Johnny says, β no the one with the wedding ring but I like the way you think.β
My tongue is soo sore right now.
An alcohol lick
Me to my wife: "She's just trying to say you have good taste in books."
Has it no pride?
...they don't like cat licks.
They press paws.
(My kids gave this joke zero stars but my dogs think itβs fantastic)
My friend said βI wish I could do that.β Told him youβd better pet him first, heβs kind of mean.
I couldn't put my finger on it....
He fell asleep at the wheel.
It'll still be stationery.
Lick-tenstein.
Not really though. Pretty sure.
Theyβre just waiting their turn...
She just canβt seem to let it go.
