Salad Bowl Puns

A list of puns related to "Salad Bowl"

A bowl of knives is a caesar salad
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bengoumaII
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2019
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What did the woman say when she found her bowl of fruit salad unsatisfactory?

β€œThis fruit salad is pear-able!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pixelated_zebra
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2017
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My uncle to my cousin about a bunch of churchgoers singing in CiCi's pizza place.

Cousin: They had just got back from church or something and all of them were just singing gospel stuff or something

Uncle: Oh, were they singing a bowlful of salad? I mean a soulful ballad?

The man is a legend.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youforgot11
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2014
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Every time we made salad at home.

Dad (putting lettuce in his bowl): well, it's a honeymoon salad.

Us: why?

Dad: because it's lettuce alone...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PunsAblazin
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2013
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