My wife asked me if I'd seen the dog bowl

...I said I didn't even know he could play cricket.

Edit: Americans; replace 'cricket' with '10 Pin Bowling 🎳 '

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tinnber
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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The wife asked me tonight if I’d seen the dog bowl.

I said β€˜to be honest I didn’t even know he played cricket’.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rafello
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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Wife asked if I'd seen the dog bowl...

β€œDidn't even know he played cricket" I replied

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trendfoll
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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