I was caught cheating in a big tongue-twister tournament
The judge is bound to give me a tough sentence
Being on a diet has pushed me to do some very regrettable things. For example, last week my wife caught me cheating with 5 guys.
Their burgers are simply irresistible
Found out that my nanna used to compete in banana eating competitions until she was caught cheating...
... Then they had to ban nanna
My wife found out I was cheating on her after she found all the letters I was hiding...
She got mad and said she's never playing scrabble with me again
What did the whaler say when he caught his wife cheating on him?
My wife found I was cheating when she saw the letters I was hiding
After that she refuses to play Scrabble with me ever again
What do you call sperm from a cheating soldier?
A man electrocuted his wife after discovering she had been cheating on him
I read about it in Current Affairs
What did the tulip say to the cheating rose?
“Don’t you be dandelion to me!”
The thing about cheating in an elevator is...
It is wrong on so many levels.
What did the man say when he caught his wife cheating with the judge
Motel guests in room Q say they used to see him cheating on his wife...
My cheating girlfriend has a job as a whiskey maker....
Someone got caught cheating at my church’s limbo contest.
We found out how low they could go.
What did Santa Claus say when he caught Mrs. Claus cheating?
The teacher called me out in front of the whole class for cheating on the final and took away my A+.
How did the farmer catch his cheating wife?
Having two "friends with benefits" doesn't count as cheating, right?
The only one who doesn't see it that way is my wife.
An abstractionist got caught cheating on his wife
He said "this isn't what it looks like"
My sister was balling her eyes out cuz her boyfriend was cheating on her
You could say she was having a crisis
A man is cheating on his wife, Lorraine, with another woman named Clearly. Suddenly, Lorraine dies.
As the man leaves her funeral, he sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone"
Cheating Biker
Why did the biker wear cheetah print?
So they could be more easily spotted.
What did a clam say to her cheating clam husband...
My girlfriend caught me cheating last night
She said that’s the last time she’ll play split screen with me.
Did you hear about the cheating spider?
It got caught in its web of flies.
What do you call a Chinese athlete caught cheating ?
Batman hates stealing and cheating
What do you call cheating in Bird Sports?
California has the highest number of men who feel depressed because of their wives cheating on them
It's a sad state of affairs
My wife is a worry-wart, and now I think she is cheating on me too...
she is always talking about some guy named Justin Case
Pac man found out Mrs. Pac man was cheating on him.
He decided to ghost her in response.
The Cheating Painter
A man was a painter, he sold paint and also painted houses for people. However, he liked to water down the paint and thin it. He would cheat his customers by forcing them to buy more paint than they needed due to the low quality.
One day, while up on a ladder painting a house with his thinned paint a bolt of lightning struck at him and he fell to the ground.
He heard a deep booming voice from heaven yell "repaint and thin no more!"
What do you call cheating for a costume contest ?
How was the zoophile cheating on his wife?
My wife found out I was cheating after she found the letters I was hiding
After that she refuses to play Scrabble with me.
My wife found out I was cheating on her, after she found all the letters I was hiding...
She got so mad and said she's never playing Scrabble with me again...
My wife found out I was cheating after she found all the letters I had hidden.
She went crazy and said she won't play Scrabble with me again
My wife found out that I was cheating on her after she found all those letters I was hiding..
She got so mad and said she's never going to play Scrabble with me ever again.
My wife found out I was cheating on her, after she found all the letters I was hiding...
She got so mad and said she's never playing Scrabble with me again...
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