I became a father today, but no dad jokes are coming to me. I’m pretty bummed.

Luckily the neighbor hit me with a few good jokes as we got home! Cheered me right up!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Po1sonator
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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Toilet Humor?

My family was watching a movie, and I came into the room a couple minutes later. I accidently said "Where should I shit?", because everyone had a seat already. Within a second my mom said, "The toilet, of course.

Kinda cheating but moms are funny, too...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shamanfreak
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2013
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