Cheating is not affair game

I said to my cheating wife "Let's settle this in affair explanation!" She said "OK. I cheated on you because your heart were as cold as the North Poll!" I looked at her then said "I'm diss a pointed..."

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📅︎ Jul 10 2020
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What did the tropical bird say when he caught his friend cheating in a board game?

Toucan play at that game

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👤︎ u/tsands22
📅︎ Jan 16 2015
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A rival contestant cheated with a different species of bird at the beak measuring contest...

I thought to myself that toucan play at that game.

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👤︎ u/Ruminino
📅︎ Sep 27 2019
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