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πŸ‘€︎ u/ybcj718
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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What do you call a cat that fibs?

A fee-lyin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/McMollyPitcher
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2020
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If you fib twice in a row, you'll be unable to move.

That's a pair-o-lies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slappy_G
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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I have a reptile named fib

He's a lie-zard

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ploo_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2018
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If someone wanted to become a professional lie detector, what would they need?

A lie-sense.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bruh-Nanaz
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2018
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β€œI told you Doc!! I’ve got fatigue and my heart keeps skipping a beat! Why do you keep calling me a liar??

Doctor: β€œSir, I’ll say it again, that’s A Fib!”

Sorry, It’s not a good hearted joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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How do nurses and doctors keep people from lying about their medical history?

They use the de-FIB-rillator. Works every time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SkidWilly86
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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My dad told me a joke about the bone in my arm..

It was quite Humerus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SubtlePunn
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2017
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Lying Cookies

Friend: "My fortune cookie told me I'd have a good month."

Me: "Well, it's a cookie, so I suppose it was being truthful."

Friend: "Yeah, I've never heard of a lying cookie."

Me: "Unless it was a Fib Newton."

[mic drop]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/princeimrahil
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2015
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