A list of puns related to "The Tongue"
Because he drank coffee before it was cool.
He ate it before it was cool
I heard they're going to give him a really tough sentence...
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Man, I'm thor.
If found guilty he'll be given a real tough sentence
"I'm on antidepressants."
He's going in for surgery at 3:30pm Pacific. All your positive thoughts and prayers are appreciated.
Edit: Thank you all for the kind words and omg for the gold! He's out of surgery and looks to be recovering nicely. All your well wishes helped cheer him and his parents up.
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The doctor brought out the tongue depressor
It's irony
Because it stops your tongue from lolling.
Some say I Converse with them.
He always eats his food piping hot.
Customer: Ugh! I canβt eat anything out of an animalβs mouth. Give me a coupla eggs.
He never spoke of it
& I'm happy to report that my tongue is still in relatively good spirits!
This is due to the many taste receptors over it.
He talks like this like this like this.
He drank his coffee before it was cool.
I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence.
I hear they are going to give a really tough sentence.
...they say he will be given a tough sentence
Because he ate the pizza before it was cool π
They said he'll be given a tough sentence.
I imagine they'll give him a long sentence
He sipped his coffee before it was cool
He ate his breakfast before it was cool.
Ate their meal before it was cool.
I imagine he'll be given a tough sentence.
He drank his coffee before it was cool.
He drank his coffee before it was cool.
He drank coffee before it was cool
He drank his coffee before it was cool.
He drank coffee before it was cool.
He took a sip of his coffee before it was cool.
I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence.
He drank it before it was cool.
He drank it before it was cool.
He drank his coffee before it was cool.
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