Biting Puns

A list of puns related to "Biting"

What did the fish say before biting the lure?

Walleye suppose I’ll be nice and give the fisherman some action. “Bass”ically I don’t want him to have a “Crappie” day.

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👤︎ u/Deerkiller14
📅︎ Jun 06 2021
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What did the Norse god of thunder say after biting his lip during an intense workout?

I'm Thor.

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👤︎ u/jfshay
📅︎ May 14 2021
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I can't take my dog to the park anymore. The ducks keep biting him.

I should have known this would happen. He's pure bread.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Mar 27 2021
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A friend told me that his grilling spices keep biting his feet.

He can't get rid of those mesquite-toes..

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👤︎ u/VentilatedEgg
📅︎ Apr 18 2021
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Joe Biden's dog, Major, was kicked out for biting a staffer. I guess you could say he was...

...impooched.

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👤︎ u/PM_Me_About_Powertab
📅︎ Mar 12 2021
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Did you hear about the rooster that kept biting everything?

He was a real pecker.

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👤︎ u/lvrcerosis
📅︎ Sep 06 2020
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What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it?

Biting into an apple and finding half of a worm in it!

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👤︎ u/Riverrat423
📅︎ Jun 05 2020
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Our pet duck keeps biting everyone, so I bought a cheap muzzle for it.

Nothing flashy, but it fits the bill.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Dec 05 2019
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My dog keeps biting my watch when I play with him

Good thing he doesn’t eat it, that would be time consuming

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👤︎ u/coffeemist90881
📅︎ May 02 2020
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Did you hear about the guy going around biting everyone?

They caught him mid bite - it was an open and shut case.

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👤︎ u/Haas19
📅︎ Sep 05 2019
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Grandma: The fish aren't biting today...

.. They must be in school.

Grandpa: It's Saturday hun they're not in school

Grandma: Maybe there's Saturday school for fish

😂

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👤︎ u/SarahJBP
📅︎ May 18 2019
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I hate biting my nails

But, it kinda grew on me...

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👤︎ u/Raghavendra98
📅︎ Feb 04 2019
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My wife had a bad habit of biting her nails but I cured her.

I hid her teeth.

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👤︎ u/JK-BB
📅︎ Sep 06 2018
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What’s the emotion called when a vampire has a deep feeling or anxiety about biting someone?

Fangst.

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👤︎ u/jeremy_k1976
📅︎ Aug 13 2018
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What do you do when your Islamic dogs won't stop biting?

You muzzle 'em

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👤︎ u/abbyohmystars
📅︎ Apr 17 2017
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What did the Norse god of thunder say after biting his tongue during an intense weight-lifting session?

Man, I'm thor.

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👤︎ u/jfshay
📅︎ Oct 08 2020
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What could be worse than biting an apple, and noticing that there's a worm in it ?

Biting an apple, and noticing that there's half a worm in it.

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👤︎ u/Arklaw
📅︎ Jun 15 2018
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