Bitter (beer) Puns

A list of puns related to "Bitter (beer)"

A string goes into a bar and orders a beer. Bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve strings here, mate". String goes out, loops itself and frazzles the bitter end. Goes back in the bar and the bartender says "Aren't you that string from a few minutes ago?"

Which came the reply "Nope, I'm a frayed knot."

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👤︎ u/Rocknocker
📅︎ Jun 27 2018
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I was brewing my first batch of beer with a friend and he told me to add the seed cones that are used primarily as a bittering, flavoring, and stability agents.

I hopped to it!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ May 05 2020
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Arguments are like Beers

They can both be bitter

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👤︎ u/Enagon
📅︎ May 19 2020
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What happened when the beer got divorced?

It became bitter.

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👤︎ u/dr-forking-crane
📅︎ Aug 13 2019
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I took my son out for a beer for the first time last night...

I got him a Fosters, but he didn't like that, so I had it.

I tried him on Carling, but he hated that too, so I drank that as well.

Same thing with Guinness and Bitter.

I was doubling up on everything and he was happy with just fruit juice.

By the time we got onto the vodkas, I was too drunk to push his stroller home...

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Oct 24 2017
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Man walks into a bar...

Says to the landlord "A pint of bitter please". Gets his beer & says "I shouldn't be having this with wot I've got". Landlord says "wots that then?" Man says "15p"!

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👤︎ u/Estarwoo
📅︎ Jun 30 2019
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So my pregnant fiancé got me. I'm supposed to be the one dad joking!

She was a little bitter because I had a cocktail and she can't because she's pregnant. She asked me what it was.

Me: "It's bourbon, ginger beer and lime. It's called a Kentucky Mule."

Her: "Does it taste like ASS?!?!?"

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👤︎ u/shewter
📅︎ Aug 12 2014
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