What's the fastest liquid on earth?

Milk.

It's pasteurised before you see it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/orduk
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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My little sister was reading the milk carton at breakfast.

"Dad, what does pasteurised mean?"
Dad picks up milk carton.
"Well this is milk,"
He slowly moves the carton past my sisters face.
"...and now it's past-your-eyes-'d milk"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KankleGrinder
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2015
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It’s crazy how fast milk trucks are driven these days...

One blink and they’ve gone pasteurise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KubaKomorebi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2019
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Queen Cleopatra and the bath of milk

The royal court of Egypt hires a new bath servant for Queen Cleopatra.

The Queen walks into her royal bath chamber disrobes and climbs into her empty bath.

β€œPlease fill my bath with milk”

β€œPasteurised?”

β€œJust up to my tits will be fine”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChewbaccaNZ
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2018
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Made everyone groan...

In the sitting room watching the football match, and I was saying how my group in college had to do a project on the pasteurisation of milk...and he comes out with this classic. Every line in the dialogue is him:

Did you know that Cleopatra used to bathe in milk?

Was it pasteurised?

No it only went up to around her shoulders!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nidgefinnster
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2014
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Dad was waving a glass in front of my face. "What are you doing?"

"Just pasteurising the milk"

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2015
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Do you know what the fastest liquid is?

Milk because by the time you see it it's already pasteurised.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeagueOfLaziness
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2018
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