I hopped to it!
Because his pH was greater than 7.
He just flipped.
I asked "Why are you wearing a surgical mask?"
She said "I'm not, it's a coughy filter."
I've gotten better.
My wife and daughter are working on improving the meringue cookie recipe they are using.
I asked if the batter was better and my wife said yes.
So I asked if it had enough sugar or if it was a bitter better batter.
The look on her face was priceless!
I reminded her that she knew my sense of humor before she married me and went through with it anyway.
The decision was a piece of cake.
You could say I'm a saw loser.
What kind of drink can be bitter and sweet? Reali-tea.
Hehe
Because baby bok choy gets all the attention.
How utterly radicchio-less.
Which came the reply "Nope, I'm a frayed knot."
I just wanna see my sun!
I really hope they "make-up."
It was mugged.
We're both bitter and drunk in the mornings.
So I packed up my stuff and right!
Despairagus
I’ve never had coffee but it smells nice.
Fast to wake me up when there’s donuts!
Don't be bitter about dank puns. Danke. Bitte.
It's left me feeling bitter and twisted
We were making pancake mix and it was a little thick, so I was pouring milk and stirring to get a better consistency. Once I got a good mix she said
"That's better"
I look up and say
"No, that's batter"
She hit me.
You're bitter, but I like you.
(credit to my coworker who is a walking, talking dad joke)
It became bitter.
I haven't slept since last year and I'm EXHAUSTED!
It was a party mostly with parents and their children.
A kid (about 5 years old) stubbed his toe and started crying.
One of the dads said, “Oh, you stubbed your toe? Want to to call the toe truck?”
I know it’s not fresh, but I laughed my ass off and was slightly bitter that I didn’t think of it.
Fangst.
Says to the landlord "A pint of bitter please". Gets his beer & says "I shouldn't be having this with wot I've got". Landlord says "wots that then?" Man says "15p"!
My folks came up to visit. My mom flubbed the coffee, putting the grounds in the water chamber and she had to disassemble it and clean it before making coffee. Once we had piping hot cups all around my dad chimes in with this:
"You know, messing up the coffee is grounds for divorce."
But I don’t like the bitter taste of de-feet
Some might call it old fashioned but I enjoy my bourbon with a dash of bitters and a sugar cube
The Lemon was very bitter.
Reali-tea....
Without a penis.
