“ Rico Premium Rice Paper “ have a rice day
My doctor has discovered that I'm allergic to rice.
Went out and took pictures of wheat, oats, rice, and corn...
Unfortunately, they all came out pretty grainy. One of them you could barley make out.
Just opened a Christmas card and rice fell out.
Must be from my Uncle Ben.
What is the happiest kind of rice?
My trademark for extremely small grains of rice was rejected
Not sure why. I call it "Minute Rice" and it only takes about an hour to cook.
Why did the Japanese brewer take fermented rice to church ?
I was looking forward to eat my rice bowl.
But my Brother, like always, ate them. And now he's experiencing really bad headaches.
I guess it's because he has a history of having my-grains.
I was telling my friend that brown rice is the same as white rice, but with a criminal record....
He thinks I'm a riceist for saying that.
What does rebellious rice always do?
I love Basmati rice....
I could eat it Tilda cows come home.
A Mafia hit-man was arrested for killing a man in a rice field with a porcelain figurine.
The police said this is the first known case of a knick knack paddy whack
The Mafia killed a man in a rice field because of a dispute over a small trinket
It was a knick-knack paddy whack
So the other day I ordered some Kung Pao chicken, but I think it came with a side of pasta instead of rice
What do you call someone who only eats white rice?
I almost made a huge mistake applying to Rice University.
I'm really a meat and potatoes kind of guy.
Selena’s New single, Rice Cream
Tennis player Sampras needed rice wine and sent me to buy a bottle without giving me cash...
For Pete's sake, I guess he wants me to pay for it myself!
My wife said she prefers brown rice
Just got back from the supermarket - there was a guy rushing round the shop who had brought 15kg of paella rice, 5 cases of tequila, 8 sombreros and 12 piñatas.
I thought to myself, Hispanic buying.
My son refuses to eat rice if it in not white.
I said “Son, that’s ricest!”
I’m going to start a brand of rice wine and I’ll call it for fucks.
What did the fried rice say to the shrimp?
What is Spiderman's favourite brand of rice?
What do you call a Greek philosopher who loves rice?
I heard that Marvel is now sponsoring Uncle Ben's rice and changing the picture to Peter Parker's uncle.
The new slogan is "With great power comes great rice possibilities."
During quarrantine I've really perfected how to make some heavenly rice.
I boil the hell out of it.
The girl at chipotle asked if I like white or brown rice
I told her that she’s rice-ist
And together, we will rice
How do you know your Rice Crispies are stoned?
They go, "Snack, Popple, and Crap!"
My girlfriend hates brown rice and only eats white rice.
I really like shrimp-fried rice.
It’s amazing how they can hold that big skillet in their tiny little claws.
My pastor wasn’t a fan of my new Jesus Rice™
He said not to take the lords name in grain.
My son only ate the white rice and ignored the meatball and yellow lentils
Every time I go to dinner with my parents, they constantly argue about the mashed potatoes, rice or french fries...
And I always tell them that I'm not choosing sides.
Me: Mom where do I find the rice in the store?
Mom: (points) you find it rice there.
I'm sure it has been done, but chicken fried rice! Found at a resort tempenaki restaurant.
What did the potato say to the rice
I accidentally got rice in my headphone jack
Now all my music sounds Grainy
I Just opened a card and a load of rice fell out the envelope
It’s was from my uncle Ben
A hit-man was arrested for killing a man in a rice field with a porcelain figurine.
The police said this is the first known case of a knick knack paddy whack.
I don’t get why minute rice advertises that it’s “minute”.
It’s just as small as other rice.
What did the fried rice say to the shrimp?
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