White Rice Puns

He thinks I'm a riceist for saying that.

Ricist

I said “Son, that’s ricest!”

I told her that she’s rice-ist

I’m dating a ricist.

I think he's ricist

I called her a riceist.

Wife: I bought some with white rice and some with brown.

Daughter: I want white but that doesn't mean I'm racist.

Me: Don't you mean rice-ist?

Mom "I dont know what it is but I think White rice is so much better than brown rice"

Dad "Thats because your a riceist."

Silence

We were finishing dinner as my 2 year old ate some white rice. We are always trying to work nutritional foods into his diet.

My wife: "Think he'd eat brown rice?"

Me: "No. He's a rice-ist."

Me: Steak burrito please.. Chipotle guy: White or brown rice sir? Me: Extra white rice please Chipotle guy: Sir, we only have the one shade of white rice

Took me a while to get it, but when I did, uugghhh. Much respect.

Grabbing some white rice, yellow rice, and some brown rice along the way.

Daughter asks "Why are you getting some of each?"

"'Cos I'm all about ricial diversity."

A few friends and I were talking about our food preferences. One friend says, "White rice isn't that good for you, since most of the nutrients and fiber are taken away during the bleaching and processing. Brown rice is a lot better for you." Then my other friend replies, "You know what they call people like you in Australia? Ricest."

My son and I are waiting in line at Chipotle. This guy next to me starts to order. Guy behind the counter asks him what kind of rice he would like. Guy next to me looks at both, considering brown or white. "White rice" he says. I look him directly in the eyes, pause a moment, and state, loud enough for the line and the employees to hear, "That's rice-ist".

Tonight at dinner, daughter is looking for more sides. Wife gives her brown rice, I give her white. She gobbled them both up and wants more of both. Turn to my wife and say, so glad we have raised a child who is not riceist. Groans all around. Thanks dadjokes!

While starting on the eggs for the fried rice, he separated the yolk from the whites and started bouncing it on his spatula. He turned to a guy at the table and said "Ready?" as though he was going to toss it to him for a catch, then once we'd all made adequately horrified faces, he replies "I'm just yolking!"

I'm not a ricist.

I prefer white rice over brown rice...am I riceist?