Secale Cereale Puns

Tone: HUMOROUS, specifically filling book titles with scientific words.

Setting: MODERN or FUTURE settings.

System: System agnostic.

1. Of Mus musculi and Homo sapiens. u/Duggy1138
2. Lord of the Toroids. u/Duggy1138
3. Arachnid-Adult Human Male. u/Duggy1138
4. Dungeons and Draco mythica. u/Duggy1138
5. The Sun Less Then 18 ° Below the Horizon: One Astronomical Object Passing Into the Shadow of Another. u/Duggy1138
6. Responsible Judgement & Accute Responsiveness. u/Duggy1138
7. 506 Kelvin. u/Duggy1138
8. A Brief History of Temporal Progression. u/Duggy1138
9. The Catcher in the Secale cereale. u/Duggy1138
10. The Cardiac Muscle of an Absense of Light. u/Duggy1138
11. FE-Male (Iron Man) u/World_of_Ideas
12. Nocturnal Flying Rodent Adult Homosapien Male (Bat Man) u/World_of_Ideas
13. All Wavelengths of Light Canine Tooth (White Fang) u/World_of_Ideas
14. Adolescent Genetically Altered Assassin Testudines (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) u/World_of_Ideas
15. The Homosapien Male with 100% Optical Transparency (The Invisible Man) u/World_of_Ideas
16. The Theologically Significant Drinking Vessel (The Holy Grail) u/World_of_Ideas
17. The Conversation with the Photosensitive Unaging Being, Who Consumes Hemoglobin (Interview with the Vampire) u/World_of_Ideas
18. Assignment Unfeasible (Mission Impossible) u/World_of_Ideas
19. Derived Specification (Born Identity) u/World_of_Ideas
20. Monarch's Male Ofsrping Who Rules Over Burglars (Prince of Thieves) u/World_of_Ideas
21. Turdus Migratorius Cowl (Robin Hood) u/World_of_Ideas
22. Expedition to the Heart of the World (Journey to the Center of the Earth) u/World_of_Ideas
23. Artificer Bounty Hunters of Ectoplasmic Entities (Ghost Busters) u/World_of_Ideas
24. Mesozoic Era Organism Paradise (Dinotopia) u/World_of_Ideas
25. Accidental Expedition to an Undiscovered Mesozoic Era Realm (Land of the Lost) u/World_of_Ideas
26. Accidental Expedition to a Previously Uncharted Expanse of Space (Lost in Space) u/World_of_Ideas
27. Vitis Vinifera of Vexation (Grapes of Wrath) u/World_of_Ideas
28. The Person With an IQ Less Than 30 u/Duggy1138
29. The Geriatric Male and the Large Body of Water Partially Enclosed by Land u/Duggy1138
30. #7F00FF u/Duggy1138
31. The Diminutive Male Royal Heir u/Duggy1138
32. Just a Chemical Reaction in the Brain during a Cholera Epidemic u/Duggy1138
33. Bulk Movement of Air in the Salix alba u/Duggy1138
34. The Panthera leo, the Female Thaumalogical Practitioner and the

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Abort - A mushroom that for some reason ceases to grow and never reaches maturity.       Acidic - Having a pH lower than 7.        Adnate - Where the gills or tubes under the cap of a fungus are perpendicular to the stipe or stem at the point of attachment        Adnexed - Where the gills or tubes under the cap of a fungus sweep upwards before being attached to the stem        Aerial mycelium - Hyphal elements growing above the agar surface.        Agar - An extract from a seaweed used to solidify media. The agar used in mushrooms cultivation is usually available in powder form        Agaric - A term describing mushrooms and toadstools having gills beneath a cap that is connected to a stipe or stem        Alkaline - Having a pH greater than 7.        Annulus - A ring of tissue left attached to the stem of a mushroom or toadstool when the veil connecting the cap and stem ruptures as the young fruitbody develops. Antibiotic - A class of natural and synthetic compounds that inhibit the growth of or kill other microorganisms.        Ascomycetes - A group of fungi that have in common that they produce their sexual spores inside specialized cells (asci), which usually contain eight spores.Aseptic - Sterile condition: no unwanted organisms present        Aseptic technique - Also sterile technique. Manipulating sterile instruments or culture media in such a way as to maintain sterility.        Autoclave - Basically a big pressure cooker, sometimes operating at higher pressure than 15 PSI, thus achieving sterilization temperatures above 250?F. Axenic - Not contaminated; gnotobiotic: Said esp. of a medium devoid of all living organisms except those of a single Species         B

Bacteria - Unicellular microorganisms that may cause contamination in culture work. Grain spawn is very easily contaminated with bacteria. On the other hand there are some bacteria that are needed for the fruiting of agaricus. These are present in the casing soil.        Basidiomycetes - A group of fungi which produce their spores externally on so called basidia. Often four spores are produced per basidium. Many basidiomycetes show clamp connections on their hyphae, ascomycetes never do. Most mushrooms are classified as basidiomycetes, whereas most molds are ascymycetic.        Basidium (pl. basidia) - A cell that gives rise to a basidiospore. Basidia are characteristic of the basidiomycetes.        Biological efficiency - The definition of biological efficiency (B

ID#: 01.02.03072021

Incept Date: 03/07/2021

Location: 33°08’N 83°42’W

Species List:

Apex:

• bay cat (Catopuma badia)

Producer:

• rye (Secale cereale)
• breadfruit (Artocarpus altilis)
• sacred lotus (Nelumbo nucifera)
• water chestnut (Trapa natans)
• coast redwood (Sequoia sempervirens)

Consumer:

• kitti’s hognosed bat (Craseonycteris thonglongyai)
• black caiman (Melanosuchus niger)
• mirror dory (Zenopsis nebulosa)
• nine-banded armadillo (Dasypus novemcinctus)
• Marine iguana (Amblyrhynchus cristatus)
• Texas horned lizard (Phrynosoma cornutum)
• Pacific Purple Sea Urchin (Strongylocentrotus purpuratus)
• Banded Archerfish (Toxotes jaculatrix)

Decomposer:

• orange peel fungus (Aleuria aurantia)

Description:

This site is situated at the edge of the Piedmont National Wildlife Refuge near Forsyth, GA. The human population is minimal at less than 100 per square mile. The largest population center in the area is Atlanta, GA.

The climate is humid subtropical with higher than average precipitation and sunlight. The hardiness zone is 8a.

It is located approximately 200 miles inland and consists of heavily forested, rolling hills.

At the time of inception, the region is wracked by war and experiencing severe climate change. Tornados are common and tidal waves are becoming a problem.

[Note: In 2057, this region has been inundated by the Atlantic Ocean. Rising tides have created an archipelago of islands, off the eastern shore of the former Atlanta Metro area. Now, the site is located on a desert island now and the hardiness zone is +11.]

Phil

Sudden Lee

Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.

If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.

Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???

Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.

Thank you,

A Dad.

Well, toucan play at that game.

So far nobody has given me a straight answer

Windows

Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.

They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.

I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.

She said apple-lutely

'Eye-do'

This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.

The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!

Cred once again my sis wants credit lol

Keep in mind, my son is 4 years old, so everything is an original to him.

I had to work late into the evening yesterday, and he was just going to bed when I got home. I had left home for the office nearly 14 hours prior, had a long day, lots of meetings, traffic, etc.

When I walked through the door, I was exhausted, run down, and starving. My wife hugged me and asked how my day was, and I replied, "Done. It was a good day, but has got me exhausted. I just want to grab a bite and go to bed. I'm hungry."

From my son's bedroom, I hear him shout, "Hi Hungry! Nice to meet you!"

Not only did it make me laugh, but I completely forgot about how hungry and tired I was. I went to his bedroom, and we laughed together about it. It was exactly what I needed.

Edit: Thanks for all the awards, kind strangers! I'll let my son know y'all enjoyed his joke too!

I heard parents named their children lance a lot.

First post please don't kill me

Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!

Japan.

"No, the regular kind!" I laughed.

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it's Hans free now..

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A buck-an-ear!

I Thank ye kind Matey for the booty! I be truly overwhelmed! Thank you!

Holy cow! Thank you everyone for the upvotes and awards! I wasn’t expecting this!

He should have a good vowel movement. His next diaper change could spell disaster though.

and not:

Making it all the way home and realizing that they forgot one of the containers:

Riceless

That was the punchline

It’s for Hispanic attacks

10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too