I kneaded you, but you weren't bready for the commitment.
Are you bready to go? imgur.com/5UdV1uE
Let's get bready to crumble! imgur.com/rilRd4d
My poor friend recently became a baker.
He really kneaded the dough.
I went to the zoo yesterday and I saw a piece of toast in a cage.
When I asked the keeper why, he said, "It was bread in captivity!"
What did the dough say after half an hour in the oven?
I’m bready.
What did the German baker say when he met his friend?
Gluten tag
My Bakery burned down
and now my business is toast
Sourdough is the most well-mannered deli ingredient, because it's well-bread.
But it's not the funniest: it doesn't have that rye sense of humor.
My wife warned me not to add too much flour, but I don't mind a little more.
Bready or not, here I dough.
Do you know about the serial killer baker?
His name's Bready Krueger
